Out There: Dress Like Cher

• The B Squad’s new target: The Army.

Cher

Bob Mackie is selling a considerable part of his fashion archive. Yes, now is your chance to wear the same ridiculous get-ups as Cher and Elton John.

• Speaking of ridiculous get-ups, Michael Jackson used a woman’s restroom in Dubai and it caused a scandal. He looks like a woman, so what’s the big deal?

• Move over Indigo Girls because we have a new favorite lesbian band. Meet Lez Zeppelin, a bunch of dykes doing Led Zeppelin covers. Rock on!

• We want these faggy yarmulkes and we’re not even Jewish. They are that cute.