Out There: Someone Slap DeLay


• Someone needs to slap the smile off Tom DeLay’s face.

A bartender at the Cock is one of 50 artists selling erotic art at The Dirty Little Art Show this weekend. All the artwork is $50. It’s only $100 with a hand job.

• God we really have a problem. We know it. We just cannot stop writing about her. The Malcontent has Madonna and Letterman up on their high horses.

Joan Rivers does not take any shit. God we love her. Almost as much as Madonna.

The Village People “cop” faces arrest. Oh, the irony.