WORKING MODEL — Forget about Irish model Scott Brown’s body. Sure, it looks at home in Lycra, but his real asset are those baby blues. (Agency: Asset Models)
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I have no life and no brains so I follow getreal around the site.I have a small penis and no one will fuck me. I don’t have anything smart or interesting to say. Daddy left and mommy never wanted me. I’m so alone.
Well my name really is Michael and ole blues can ride me from Dublin to Belfast anytime. And if he can talk the whole time to if he wants to, in fact I would prefer it.
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AlanInSLC
MMM…I wouldn’t mind a lick-o-the Irish. Nummy!
Ricky
Body: 8
Eyes: 10
Shaven, Misshapen Head: 0
Ability to judge someone hotter than you: priceless.
Wayne
@Ricky: LOL
Dick
He can get elected as Mister Gay Photoshop 2009
Lex
All that fake tan crap is a huge turn off.
Steven
Yes, natch. But I really wish I could see a pic of him with an unshaved head and no tats.
Oh well, I think I might just live through it. đ
getreal
The irish accent is soo sexy!!!!! You have never heard dirty talk till you have heard it in an irish accent beyond hot!!!!
getreal
Actually I don’t like crackers too high in carbs. What I do like is having a stalker impersonating me it makes me feel like Angelina Jolie!
the real getreal
This guy is just okay cute but add an irish accent into the mix and he is a 10!
getreal
Well I didn’t post that but I wouldn’t turn down his c*ck. It would probably be fabulous!
getreals stalker
I have no life and no brains so I follow getreal around the site.I have a small penis and no one will fuck me. I don’t have anything smart or interesting to say. Daddy left and mommy never wanted me. I’m so alone.
michael
Well my name really is Michael and ole blues can ride me from Dublin to Belfast anytime. And if he can talk the whole time to if he wants to, in fact I would prefer it.
alan brickman
don’t be jealous….he’s hawt….