It’s St. Patrick’s Day, a day when scores of Americans put on their favorite green t-shirts, hit their local Irish pubs, guzzle beer and celebrate the patron saint of Ireland because, hey, why the hell not? Any excuse to day drink, right?
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Well, to help you get into the St. Patty’s Day spirit, we’ve done a quick roundup of guy in green speedos because, again, why the hell not? Any excuse to look at men in tight, flashy swimwear, right?
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Sweetie Pie
Some of those guys seem to have the Irish Curse as well….
JerseyMike
LMAO.. in the words of my deceased mother.. just because they make it in your size don’t mean you have to put it on.. some of these guys need mirrors or good friends
Jacob Glassman
Josiah Thompson
Glücklich
BANG BANG BANG—the guy in the Panama hat, second photo.
And the kevsoldo image. He may not be a Ken Doll (thank god) but he knows it and a self-deprecating sense of humor is hot. Plus I’ve got a not-so-soft spot for buzzed-bald and “milky white” skin.
Billy Budd
I firmly believe that the Speedo is God’s gift to gay men.
john.k
Please, please, please – it is St Patrick’s Day, Patrick’s Day, St Paddy’s Day or Paddy’s Day but it is never, NOT EVER, St Patty’s Day!!!
JamJewel
The point, is American men are hung up real bad and you never see trunks/speedos/bathing suits any more… just those horrible shorts thingys… we could take a page from Brazilian men who were sexy swim trunks regardless of how they look because they all think they look fabulous and that’s the point… self confidence!
Billy Budd
@JamJewel: Yes you’e right, most Brazilian men wear Speedos. We love speedos. The beaches are filled with speedos everywhere.
iggy6666
All the hash tags for exposure are such a turnoff. #attentionwhores
Weldon Grant Lilwatdude Dan
Jeremiah Oleman
electrongreen
Cute,Really? Where?
MacAdvisor
The one on felipe.quintiliano seems more teal than green to me.
And, remember, the order of shades of Beige are Tofu, Putty, Oatmeal, Almond, Harvest wheat, and Buff.
Invert
@Billy Budd: now THAT’S a god I could believe in!
dwbyers1960
Bunch of ugly shit heads.
Ksb1978
@Glücklich: I like milk chocolate and milky white. They’re all beautiful.
stanhope
My ex could have never fit in that tankini….LOL. Another panel of fabric for the front would have been required.
TVC 15
#8, hunky muscle-daddy markinzetland. Yes!!