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Putin Looks For Gay Love

After coming out as a middle-aged beef cake, Russian President Vladimir Putin seems poised for another coming out.

An eagle-eyed reader sent us in this m4m sexvert entitled “Russian Dictator Seeks Love”:

I’m a nice, decent guy looking to meet another masculine bro for some hot fucking and hopefully a meaningful emotional connection. I like dogs, fishing, poisoning dissidents, and long walks on the beach. Turn offs are mean people and democracy. I hope I can meet a guy who can look past my rough exterior and see the sensitive artist underneath. I like to cuddle with a guy, gently kissing him all over his body until the morning light comes in through the window. You must be into BDSM sub/dom pain play, I’ll tie you to a chair and interrogate you for hours, I’m handy with a pair of pliers.

Vladimir Putin,

We love poisoning with dissidents and told Pootie-Poot as much, but he’s not interested. He prefers to dominate men with darker, Chechen features.

On:           Aug 16, 2007
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    • Martini-boy

      Ooh wow. Now THAT’s a real man!

      You should feature this Russian Romeo in your Morning Goods, fellahs.

      Aug 16, 2007 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tallskin

      If the murdering shitbag is into male flesh then it’s only VERY young male flesh.

      Aug 16, 2007 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GoodBuddy

      Dictators hate a free press.

      The test for Putin will be if he leaves office when his term expires. Where I live, after the citizens adopted term limits the legislators repealed them.

      Aug 16, 2007 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cjc

      I love Photoshop.

      Aug 16, 2007 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Medvedev

      Putin is a real gay.

      See this sensational picture: http://www.larrytt.com/celebrities_playing_tt/vladimir_putin.jpg

      Nov 21, 2009 at 9:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lavrov

      See more facts about Putin:


      Jan 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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