The World’s Only Penis Museum Has Two Men Fighting To Donate The First Human Member

Screen Shot 2014-02-27 at 2.58.08 PMTwo men from different parts of the world are currently racing to become the first human penis ever to be on display in a museum—one of them has decided to donate his member posthumously, and the other has decided to remove his penis while he’s still alive to relish in the honor before he’s gone.

Perhaps Variety put it best: “You can’t make this stuff up.”

The Final Member is an independent film created by Jonah Bekhor and Zach Math. They follow Siggi Hjartarson, owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, the world’s only penis museum with an impressive collection featuring four decades worth of “mammalian members.” All he’s missing now is a human penis:

Siggi’s world changes dramatically when he receives generous offers from an elderly Icelandic Casanova and an eccentric American. However, as the competition for eternal penile preservation heats up between the two men, Siggi soon discovers that this process is more complicated than it initially appeared.

There’s a joke here to be made about needing [insert famous gay celebrity here]’s penis for research. We’ll think of one while you check out the trailer below: