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WATCH: Dreamy David Beckham Seduces Women And Men While Shilling Burger King Smoothie

Of late, Fast-food joints have been soliciting endorsements from pro athletes. Burger King got David Beckham for an ad for its copy of the McDonald’s “healthy” smoothie craze, which seized the nation last year; Subway has recruited athletes like basketballer Blake Griffin, football player Robert Griffin III and Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

In the above ad, Beckham orders a “strawb’rry ba-naaah-na smoothie” from a BK cashier, who, dazzled by his manly charms, is struck speechless. Her male manager snaps her out of it, but then too falls prey to the British ball-bender’s golden aura.

Beckham: turning straight older dudes bi!

And Burger King: playing the “it’s-funny-for-straight-dudes-to-have-a-gay-moment” card way better than Subway.

On:           Apr 25, 2012
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    • Kiera

      Hmm… No one said the male manager was straight! Maybe he was GAY and dreaming of being Posh Spice for a day! Someone’s stereotyping =o.

      I do agree David Beckham’s yumminess is a health and safety hazard, though =). And BK is just as whack as McD’s.

      Apr 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J

      Exploiting gays again

      Apr 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pedro

      @J: Are you people just looking for something to complain about? Were they exploiting hets when the girl was drooling all over him…get a grip!

      Apr 25, 2012 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hassia

      I thought it was great.

      Apr 25, 2012 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Curtis

      @J: You. are. drama.

      Apr 25, 2012 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jase

      Wow, writing a story about a commercial that’s been airing for weeks. Desperate for something to whine about, Queerty?

      Apr 25, 2012 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • San Diego

      If this is like McD’s fruity syrupy creation then it should not be taken internally. I used to have respect for Beckham but if he is pushing this stuff to kids, gay or straight, he should be ashamed.

      Apr 25, 2012 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      I loved it!

      My reaction would be exactly like the girl’s. Well, her’s and her manager’s.

      Apr 25, 2012 at 5:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott

      This commercial is done well.

      Apr 25, 2012 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kasnar

      I love that commercial. But I’m a sucker for an English accent anyway — love how he says strawberry and byn-na-nuh……

      Apr 25, 2012 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • andy

      hilarious commercial

      Apr 25, 2012 at 6:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      @Kasnar: – Accent? What accent? I’m just a sucker for David Beckham – love how he um, anything!

      Well, except for Victoria.

      Apr 25, 2012 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • w.e.

      So now the very act of presenting male to male attraction is considered anti-gay? Bizarre!

      Apr 25, 2012 at 7:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark

      @Jase: First I’ve heard of it but then I rarely turn on the television.

      Apr 25, 2012 at 10:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon

      NOT goodlooking at all…….and exploiting gays as the “men who will fall out over ANY man” syndrome

      Apr 26, 2012 at 12:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH

      I laughed! Some people just need to lighten up.

      Apr 26, 2012 at 3:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason

      You know, I’ve never thought of David as being any great shakes.

      Apr 26, 2012 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • megamike

      it’s may I not can I

      Apr 26, 2012 at 8:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RickyRod

      Very funny. We should all learn to laugh. Also thought it was hilarious that they were using the ‘love theme’ from “Airplane”.

      Apr 26, 2012 at 9:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timmmeeeyyy

      Exactly how are gays being exploited? Because they’re being convinced to buy a crappy smoothie? That’s called advertising. Are women being exploited as well in this commercial, because it appears to me that women and gay men are being treated the same (also known as equality).

      Apr 26, 2012 at 10:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Professor Locs

      David Beckham can enchant any person including me. It is nice to know that Burger King is offering some healthy smoothies. Now if they could only come up with a healthy burger that tastes so good, you keep coming back for more.

      Apr 26, 2012 at 11:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul

      @J: I’m w/Pedro and Curtis…WTF, J??? It’s a funny and great commercial. And David Beckham…he really is pretty hot.

      Sometimes there are people who are never satisfied no matter what.

      Apr 26, 2012 at 9:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      @Paul: – I wholeheartedly agree, @Paul! I’m absolutely NOT satisfied!


      Apr 26, 2012 at 9:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SixPackWallpapers

      So David thinks he’s? handsome enough to turn any man gay?

      Apr 27, 2012 at 2:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag

      I absolutely love this commercial and it’s nice to know that David is so open minded. I;ve noticed that depending on what time of day it is or where it’s being shown, the cut the gay innuendo part out of it. “Fresh Fruit” indeed David :) , wink wink.

      Apr 27, 2012 at 2:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag

      @J: , What the hell are you talking about? How sad it is that someone can’t enjoy a lighthearted commercial like this with a gay double entendre, actually it seems gay and bi and straight, so they thought of everyone

      Apr 27, 2012 at 2:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag

      David can shake his banana and strawberries in front of me anytime he wants. Woof!

      Apr 27, 2012 at 2:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag

      @San Diego: If you drink it once a year, there is no problem, make the healthy ones at home

      Apr 27, 2012 at 2:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      @SixPackWallpapers: – Works for me! Well, I’ve actually always been gay, but since David Beckham, I’m absolutely OFF of women.

      Apr 27, 2012 at 10:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nineinchnail

      He’s a liitle too airbrushed in this ad. Having said that Id kneel down in front of his for a smoothie! Gorgeous.

      Apr 27, 2012 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      @nineinchnail: – Call me Victoria!

      Apr 27, 2012 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Justa Guy

      David Beckam? I’d sure as hell [email protected] that @ss LOL

      Apr 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      @Justa Guy: – top, bottom, deep thro*t, anything. I’m there.

      May 1, 2012 at 12:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P

      (sigh) Word is out that the Becks is leaving the L.A. Galaxy next month. He promised me I could bear his next child!

      Here’s where I found out: http://www.youtube.com/embed/v6c-COBkCqg — I don’t know if this is old news already, so if it is, please excuse me for rehashing it. But, it’s news to me, and I’m heartbroken.

      Nov 20, 2012 at 4:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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