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WATCH: Poor Straight Girls Now Getting Guff From Lesbians

First we published a satirical slam against straight girls who think they’re the belle of the ball at the gay bars. Then we teased brides-to-be for having their bachelorette parties at queer watering holes when we can’t get married. Now, just to hit the straight-bashing trifecta, we’re posting this Funny or Die rant against straight folks who come to dyke bars and act skeeved out when they see same-sex couples on the dance floor. (Sent to us by Queerty reader Ben, the video has no date, so it might be a little “vintage.”)
Part of FoD’s Project: Rant, the clip seems a little more angry than funny, but we can appreciate Jennymarie Jemison’s frustration at chicks who can’t imagine why a woman would hit on them at some place called Sappho’s or the Bearded Clam.
As for the straight guys there who think its okay to pinch a girl’s ass? Well, with all these hetero women apparently flocking to the gay bars, can you blame them?
On:           Apr 16, 2012
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    • Lumi Bast (@nugoyxi)

      I LOLed. It’s true!

      Apr 16, 2012 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teddy


      After two minutes of digging, found out it was from 6/25/09.

      Apr 16, 2012 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shauna


      Apr 16, 2012 at 11:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pat Duffy

      Soooooo true!Esp. in the last 15 yrs it’s become keeeeewwwweeeellll to go to a Gay bar. Unfortunately for them, the Gays and Lesbians refuse to behave as proper exhibits for their edification. They actually DARE to treat their Masters as EQUALS….

      Apr 16, 2012 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981

      LOL. So true..

      Apr 16, 2012 at 11:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cam

      How DARE the exibits in the Zoo not behave the way the tourists want them to? LOL

      Apr 17, 2012 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blah, bla..huh?

      Heterosexuality is fast becoming the socially acceptable way to ruin everything. They’re re-casting themselves as happy parasites, spiritually in tune with mob psychology in ways we gays can only imagine. It’s like spiritual maaaaan, you wouldn’t get it homo.

      Apr 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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