SONG OF SANTORUM

WATCH: Two Christian Sisters Sing “Game On” For Santorum, Internet Hates It

Holy singing Christian sisters—the ladies-who-sing-for-their-candidate meme is back, and this time it’s for walking anal prolapse Rick Santorum. Now, sisters, you can sing, dawgs, but your lyrics are all wrong. Like, WTF is this?

“We’ve got a man who understands that God gave a bill of rights. Oh there is hope for our nation again, maybe the first time since we had Ronald Reagan. There will be justice for the unborn, factories back on our shore, where the Constitution rules our land. Yes, I believe Rick Santorum is our man.”

You guys are asking for the ire of the liberal-elitist Internet, aren’t you? Also, save the planet and stop using so many freaking plastic Santorum posters, you fools. Anyway, the Internet has responded in kind with 2,000 likes, 9,000 dislikes, and parody videos:

You tell ’em, Jason: “And haunted by the ghost of Ronald Reagan, there’ll be climbing in vaginas, and shitty jobs, but no one wants ’em, and we’ll jail the gays and lesbians, Yes, I believe Rick Santorum is Satan.”