Holy singing Christian sisters—the ladies-who-sing-for-their-candidate meme is back, and this time it’s for walking anal prolapse Rick Santorum. Now, sisters, you can sing, dawgs, but your lyrics are all wrong. Like, WTF is this?
“We’ve got a man who understands that God gave a bill of rights. Oh there is hope for our nation again, maybe the first time since we had Ronald Reagan. There will be justice for the unborn, factories back on our shore, where the Constitution rules our land. Yes, I believe Rick Santorum is our man.”
You guys are asking for the ire of the liberal-elitist Internet, aren’t you? Also, save the planet and stop using so many freaking plastic Santorum posters, you fools. Anyway, the Internet has responded in kind with 2,000 likes, 9,000 dislikes, and parody videos:
You tell ’em, Jason: “And haunted by the ghost of Ronald Reagan, there’ll be climbing in vaginas, and shitty jobs, but no one wants ’em, and we’ll jail the gays and lesbians, Yes, I believe Rick Santorum is Satan.”
Marriage Equality
catchy tune, but someone needs to slap these Christian Bitches!
I guess they haven’t Google searched Santorum yet! LOL
Hyhybt
Two things that should probably never be combined: “walking” and “anal prolapse.”
Sounds like a real pai… well, that he is.
Jonathonz
Oh, and she seems like such a nice girl too. Too bad she’s deluded into thinking that someone like Santorum offers hope to our nation. I can’t even wrap my head around that.
lookatme!
it’s first time in my whole life on youtube when I have to wait for my comment to be accepted by video sender :O WTF! where’s freedom of speech?! just burn in your hell stupid christian bitches!
JasonSereno.com
Thanks for the post, studs. xoxo
Jimmy
Obvious the parents wrote this song. These girls are not old enough to vote, much less remember the Raegan days. Do their conservative friends know they let their daughters stay up that late? Nothing good happens after midnight, the good Lord says… >_<
tjr101
These girls are just regurgitating the beliefs of their right-wing parents.
Curtis
Holly Shit!! (no pun intended)
This isn’t a parody???
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
seems like an advert FOR abortion rights, to me.
Queer Supremacist
I hate these breeder goyim. They distorted the Torah and turned it into nothing but hate speech.
Santorum does offer hope…for terrorists.
Babs
Religious fanatics are sooo scary!
Kinsey6
Why are these two wretched winches singing about a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter??
Never before have I seen two bitches who need to be fucked by a double-headed dildo so badly.
wiredpup
That chick video just made me throw up in my mouth.