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Too tired, lazy or just plain shitty to read this morning’s Republicans Not Fit To Survive?

Well, you’re in luck, because editor Andrew Belonsky recorded an edited audio version for XM radio’s P.O.T.U.S. channel.

Wake up to Belonsky’s sonorous political rhythms tomorrow at 7:45 EST. They’re scientifically proven to be 5000% better than waking up to an anonymous trick.