Ding dong.
A man was caught on surveillance video getting extremely intimate with a doorbell in a quiet California neighborhood.
The incident began at around 5:00 am, and ended at — get this — around 8 am.
Yes, that spells three hours of sweet, sweet doorbell licking. And judging by his technique, this can’t be the first time.
How about we take this to the next level?
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The homeowners weren’t home but were alerted by their security system that there was movement by the front door.
“You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn’t do anything,” said Sylvia Dungan, who owns the house to local news station KION.
Well that’s one way of looking at it.
Watch the madness below:
Man caught on video licking doorbell over and over for 3 hours
DOORBELL LICKER! He did this in front of a stranger's home for about three hours. What would you do if you found him at your front door? – STORY: http://www.cbs8.com/story/39752852/california-man-caught-on-video-licking-doorbell-for-over-3-hours
Posted by CBS 8 – San Diego News on Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Billy Budd
Sexuality knows no boundaries. If no one got hurt, who am I to blame? LOL LOL
Kangol
True, though in the US, this could be a case of trespassing, depending upon the local laws. It’s pretty bizarre; I thought the white dude who got off watching young black men shoot up drugs was bizarre, but paraphilias that involve inanimate objects (people who get off humping or screwing cars, licking doorbells, etc.) are definitely further out there.
Pierre Odendaal
F**k off.
Rock-N-RollHS
I think I saw him in a school book illustration of “First Man.” Arrested in the oral stage, perhaps??
Billy Budd
Is that the Dorbell’s clit?