Because he does, evidently. [Tabloid Prodigy; earlier]
Would It Make You Feel Any Better Knowing Lesbian Murderer Joran van der Sloot Has a Micropenis?
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7
Damn, I was just gonna suggest chopping it off as punishment, but now I see there isn’t anything TO chop.
Psychopath.
REBELComx
It wouldn’t make me feel any better, though it might explain a few things.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
It makes the story even stranger. This dude was supposdly legendary for banging everything that moved all over those locales. Now you see he has a pillsbury doughboy like body and a minus instead of a penis, it just dosen’t make any sense…….
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
It makes the story even stranger. This dude was supposdly legendary for banging everything that moved all over those locales. Now you see he has a pillsbury doughboy like body and a minus instead of a pen*s, it just dosen’t make any sense…….
*Strangest item here on Queerty St. Didja know that the word “pen*s is autoflagged, yet “cock” “prick” “dick” et all are not?
The Artist
The sad part about it is who cares. People are dead. Senselessly. PEACELUVNBWILD!
Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
Well I’ll admit that yes, it does make me feel a little better.
Nothing will bring back the lives of the two women, nor undo the pain caused their families. While not all are murderers, we have all met assholes like van der Sloot, sloppy misogynist drunks who think that they are God’s gift to women. Loathsome big-mouthed bully braggart bores.
And those who protected van der Sloot, including his family and friends, who interfered with the investigation on Aruba are also guilty that there is now another victim.
Kirk
Knowing that his somewhat pretty face, his out of shape body, and his teeny peeny will get to spend decades in prison with those better prepared to deal with the situation does bring some satisfaction to a terrible situation.
Mommy and Daddy made him – now his co-prisoners can re-make him.
jeffree
So the Eurotrash murderer has a micro-unit? I don’t know anything about Peruvian prisons, but he’s probably gonna learn the meaning of the words “automatically a bottom” in Español!
News of his anatomical (sp?) insufficiency cheered me up for a brief moment, until I thought about the poor parents of the two young wymyn who were murdered.
Aruba still has a stench, IMO, for letting this psycho-path off scott free.
Cam
I’m guessing that the real reason the girls ended up dead by this psycho was because of laughter and pointing. Glad that his family won’t be able to protect him in Peru, send that ass to jail.
Queer Supremacist
@7: You could probably still do it with a butter knife.
Jimmi
@The Artist: I agree. This is tasteless. There were at least two women murdered by this animal. What the F*CK is this doing in Queerty? What is gay about this or relates to the gay Community? A new low. We’re are now interested in checking out the peen size of murderers?
Hilarious
So we’re commenting on how “pretty” a murderer is and his dick size rather than the fact that he’s killed people?
What?
Ash
@Jimmi: I’m guessing that this is here because they reported the other day that the last girl that he murdered was a lesbian. Or…might have been. I’m not sure, I just remember the headline, I didn’t read the article.
Nonetheless it’s in quite poor taste.
ossurworld
Does it make you feel any better than he is allegedly a bisexual?