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American Apparel’s ‘Best Bottoms’ Contest Is Like Guys With iPhones for the Hipster Set

With news that all of America’s homosexual men are, in fact, bottoms, we’re expecting about eighty-six thousand entries into American Apparel’s “Best Bottom 2010″ contest. The hipster basics brand led by one of the nation’s sleaziest entrepreneurs is looking for two new dudes to become the faces bottoms of AA’s underwear campaign. Naturally, BUTT magazine is involved in the contest, where you’re invited to upload your bubble butt (or, in some cases, the flat extension of your back) for a chance to have all of America gaze at your goodies.

And given gay men’s obsession to show off their asses — you think most straight guys feel comfortable extending their asses toward a camera when not in the act of mooning? — this contest should skew gay. Also, because BUTT is plugging it.

 

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By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 17, 2010
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  • 6 Comments
    • Dionte
      Dionte

      Now I see the purpose of this big bootlicious booty I posses.

      Feb 17, 2010 at 9:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael W.
      Michael W.

      Look at all those asses.

      http://cynicalscribble.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/homerdrool.png

      Feb 17, 2010 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam
      Sam

      I thought Guys With iPhones WAS Guys With iPhones for the Hipster Set.

      Feb 17, 2010 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      American Apparel have incorrect sizes as related to the rest of the garment manufacturing industry – I hope they don’t manufacture shoes next! The CEO is a sexual harasser, also. Still, nice undies without wings bursting out of a barbed-wire heart!

      Feb 17, 2010 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      unfortunately (unless something has changed since i first checked it out) the contest is about 99% women’s butts.

      Feb 17, 2010 at 9:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      American Apparel is ugly and sleazy. I avoid their clothes like the plague.

      Feb 18, 2010 at 6:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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