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Among the Reasons to Hate Homos: They Stole Rainbows, Skipping, and Lisps

Thomas Waters normally busies himself blogging about how gay the Bible is. Greg Steinick goes into full on sarcasm in explaining “Why I Hate Gay People”: they get more women than he does, they dress better than he does, they stole the rainbow and Elton John, Vin Diesel, any form of music, theatre, the color pink, Ellen DeGeneres, skipping, frolicking, and prancing, and at one time Adolph Hitler. Also: lisps. We <3 you, Greg.

By:           editor editor
On:           May 5, 2009
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  • 8 Comments
    • chris
      chris

      this was actually really funny. Some of his lines were cliche, but overall, he had some funny stuff. Ocean-pride parade, lol!

      May 5, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BradK
      BradK

      Wait….when did we “get” Vin Diesel? Not that I wouldn’t take him in a second.

      May 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sal
      sal

      Hitler?……huh?

      May 5, 2009 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • andy_d
      andy_d

      @sal: An oblique reference to “The Night of Long Knives,” I would imagine.

      May 5, 2009 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • beergoggles
      beergoggles

      Wow what a hottie. I didn’t hear a word he said, I was too busy fantasizing…

      May 5, 2009 at 8:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mb00
      mb00

      Oh, straights can have Vin Diesel back. I never wanted him in the first place.

      May 6, 2009 at 12:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg Steinick
      Greg Steinick

      Hey I’m Greg Steinick! I made this video, that’s me not Thomas Waters. Thanks for posting my video though! I hope you all realize it is not hateful, and is making fun of why people hate gays. :)

      May 7, 2009 at 3:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chuck
      Chuck

      You forgot to add how you can’t be “gay” (which used to mean “happy”) without being a knob-gobbler and how you can’t “smoke a fag” anymore without having some homo’s cock in your mouth!

      Jan 13, 2010 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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