Anderson Cooper’s Naked Photos Are Worth More Than $10K
Because merely saying the name “Anderson Cooper” next to “Playgirl” and “nude photos” will generate free press, that’s what the magazine’s publicity starved brand ambassador Daniel Nardicio is doing with his $10k offer for anyone with naked pictures of the newsman. Oh please. If you’ve got a naked photo of Anderson Cooper, we’ll pay $20,000. And we know a certain tabloid magazine that will pay a handsome multiple of that.
Both with Anderson and the inevitable size question: don’t mix your fantasy with too much reality. It ruins it. Anderson is an attractive man… from this distance… I’m not going to run into him in my personal life, so this distance is fine. Gigantic dicks? Seriously.. what are you, 15? I have had awesome sex with Mr. 5″, and Craptasic “I showered for this?” sex with Mr 11″. Get over the size thing. If you want to get split in half, go jump on a fence post. If you want awesome sex, find a sensual partner who is into you.
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I have my issues with Coopers wink wink dance with the closet. However, I feel bad for the guy probably having to not shower at the gym, being careful never to change with the blinds open even if he lives in a high rise etc… In taht way being famous can definitly suck.
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“Anderson Cooper’s Naked Photos Are Worth More Than $10K”
To who?
@Drake: @Drake: What are you, the resident size queen? Judging by your knee size requirement, I guess we now know that a dick penetrating you is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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His naked pictures worth than $50 LOL, he is so cute …. love you Cooper xoxox
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@GetBalance: I second your “nice shoulders” nomination.
Cam, I believe A.C. and the boyfriend live in a converted firehouse.
It will be interesting to see how many comments this post gets. Any mention of Cooper usually brings out the lovers and the enviers.
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@Brian: You forgot the third catagory of which I am a member, the disdainers. I have never respected a professional closet case and never will. I don’t care that he gets bonked on the head in Egypt or runs from a melting reactor in Japan, if he can’t say matter of factly and unashamedly “I’m gay/queer” then he’s a cowardly PUSSY that is a bad role model to queer youth.
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@Cam: Anderson does shower at the gym. I’ve seen him – In a towel, in his underwear, but never completely naked. I was tempted to steal his underwear once. He doesn’t bother opening his locker when he changes out of his gym gear and they were just laying there on the floor… I wonder how much I could get for those? Oh, and his boyfriend is pick-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor, hot muscled gorgeous (IMHO).
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Lemme see: One of our best international journalists risks life & limb to report on the political upheavals in the lands surrounding Egypt, and we are more concerned about what he looks like nekkìd? Have we lost all sense of priorities? Where there is petroleum there is cause for concern for the US economy.
I’d rather have the AC tuned to what he does best (NEWS!) than to catch a gander at his Anderson member at the spa.
@Shannon: Y u pickin’ on da AndersonCoops? Becuz he pale? Becuz he reject u? Get a life. Y’aint krap Blanche, u just a bittah ole gal in nylons & fade creme pretendin’ like u relevant. Peeps like u still thinkl Syria be just a STD.
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@Jeffree:
Yes, Jeffree, but your argument is the exact same one that is always used against us.
Gay rights? Why should Congress worry about your rights when there are OTHER important things going on in the world?!?!!?
There are many many places you can go to discuss Tahir Sqare, the Japanese nulcear issue, and the Shite Suni divide rearing it’s ugly head in Bharain.
This is a lighter site, so relax.
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@Cam: For the record, I would not complain to the FCC if AC decided to get nekkid around me. I would be gettin’ Kelly Ripa-ish on his arse while he explained yet again the difference between Qatar and Bahrain.
My preference would be to see newsperson David Muir in that recumbant position (gooogle him if need be) but I am not picky!
@Soupy: I’m so happy to see you’re keeping up with the news. Of course, we must all help expand human rights in the Middle East and make sure our journalists are well cared for & tended to.
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I’m in. I bid $30,000.