“Ann Coulter” Comes Out!

Some troublesome hackers took the piss out of conservative pundit Ann Coulter yesterday.

The unknown tech activists penned an “open letter” to Coulter’s flock in which Coulter “comes out” as a lying hack:

I’ve been participating in a charade for nearly eleven years, now. Quite frankly, I’m sick of it. You have all been a part of a sick joke that I began considering shortly after first getting on the air. At first, it was quite interesting to see how people would react when I would use twisted logic and poorly masked bigotry.

But eleven years is a long time to be living a fake life, and I can no longer tolerate this falsity. Even someone as fake as I tires out eventually.

If only that were true.