Are You Good at Masturbating? Then Here’s How to Stay Fit

This product doesn’t claim to make you larger (down there) or give you more stamina (again, down there), but it does claim you’ll “feel the burn instantly.” The Shake Weight, which is basically a pulsating free weight you hold on to, got the blonde guy (David Brackett) “covered in sweat” in just 30-45 seconds. Well, that’s faster than similar hand-held shaking activities. (via TP)