Each week online comedian, voice actor and chest hair model Sam Kalidi creates a comedic post for Queerty readers. This week he looks back at the decades-spanning love story between Batman and Superman. He welcomes your hate mail. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and at your local glory hole.
Watch the superhero romance unfold while Barbra sings below.
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Posted by Sam Kalidi on Friday, March 25, 2016
bottom250
mmmmmm Ben Affleck topping Henry Cavill.Oh God yesss
dustashed
@bottom250: please.. everyone knows batman is the power bottom while fits the innocent naive top archetype
CivicMinded
The Batman is two timing Robin? I thought he had better morals than that!
Bob LaBlah
The movie is well worth seeing (3D Imax is strongly recommended). Wonder Woman steals the show. I can’t wait till her movie comes out.
bottom250
@dustashed: Honey, they both can top me
MacAdvisor
@Bob LaBlah:
Bob, I must disagree with you. I saw the movie last night in Real 30D (I guess there is a fake one around) and it was, in a word, awful. Dark (both in tone and lighting), boring, over wrought, had more endings than my rather frayed nerves, and deadly dull. Lex Luther was played as Heather Ledger’s Joker without the makeup. A complete waste of time.
Bob LaBlah
@MacAdvisor: I thought all along Ben Affleck would be the weakest link (and he was) but overall I like it. You have to remember that DC comic books (in print) ALL had a some what darker appearance than Marvel comic books. But I thought it was ok.
I was disappointed that Aquaman is being saved for the JLA movie (The Justice League of America). I think Wonder Woman, even though very brief in appearance, saved this movie. It was too long and watching Ben Affleck try to “act” important was a bit trying on the nerves. I like it better than last years Avengers Ultron movie. After the Hulk and Iron Man finished fighting I was ready to leave.
Bob LaBlah
@MacAdvisor: I forgot to add I see that Real 3D shit too and I have never tried it. I figure if I am going to watch something in 3D why not just spend two extra dollars and see it in I-Max. Down here if you get there before 6pm 3D I-Max is only $13 as compared to $21 ALL WAYS when I lived in NYC. I treat myself to I-Max always or I don’t go to 3D movies. It’s so great to be back home again.
Captain Obvious
@dustashed: That may be but Cavill is pure bottom(no power just bottom) and Affleck is one of those alpha tops afraid of what it means to bottom. So the fact that they’re playing them has to be taken into account.
If you saw the one Affleck carried Damon around his torso like a mama ape you won’t question this.
dustashed
@bottom250: ohh I bet everyone would 🙂
I would too.. though i’d preferred to top lol
dustashed
@Captain Obvious: Perhaps you are Right.. but this comic simply made a very strong impression of me that I can’t quite shake the imprint of Batman being the bossy bottom while supes plays the naive and unsure top.
I guess we see what we like to see. In case you’d like to check out what im talking about, I included the link to the FanFic comic which was nicely done
http://myreadingmanga.info/batman-superman-sit-unofficial-fanbook/
dustashed
Note, The comic is japanese based so you need to read the Panels from Right to Left.
robho3
There is a new series on men.com called batman vs superman -it’s very hot
dustashed
LINK please 😀
Daggerman
…oh, of course ‘Batman and Superman’ have been in love for ages but you must understand they have to beat each others brains out because the human race cannot tolerate 2 grown men kissing one another!!