Brit's Asst. Denies Lesbian Fling
World Mourns Death of Senseless Gossip
 
 

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Young lesbians' bubbles burst yesterday when Britney Spears' former assistant, Shannon Funk, denied having a lesbian romp with the pop star.

Funk's face has been plastered on OK! magazine, which alleges Spears and Funk fooled around after a wild night at the "trendy" Standard hotel. The assistant denies the homo happenings, insisting she and Spears had a close, but platonic relationship.

The girl also describes Spears as an insecure flirt:

Britney needs constant reassurance of someone's affection and is very touchy-feely, even if she likes someone. Brit loves the attention that comes from flirting.

Hmm, could attention-seeking flirtation, not sexual fluidity, be behind America's new crop of queer seeming gals?

 
 
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Comments (2)

No. 1 · Jiblets / Jossip

[...] Brit's former assistant Shannon Funk denies OK!'s lesbian romp rumors, making us wonder if (sometimes!) paying excessively for stories doesn't guarantee factual [...]

Posted: Aug 17, 2007 at 5:30 pm
No. 2 · Jiblets at MyQaeda Celebrity Fashion Blog

[...] Brit’s former assistant Shannon Funk denies OK!’s lesbian romp rumors, making us wonder if (sometimes!) paying excessively for stories doesn’t guarantee factual [...]

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 9:25 pm
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