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A Hamptons-based journo recently referred to Hillary Clinton as a “bull dyke”. And guess what?! The gays went ape shit. So ape shit, in fact, they even canceled dinner reservations at the paper’s gay owner’s restaurant! They mean business.
It’s always been strange about the cloak of lesbianism. Since Eleanor Roosevelt was a “nice” person, it’s at worst a horrible lie and at best a social faux pas to say she was a lesbian. Which she certainly was. Even many gays and lesbians feel that way- that it’s uncool to “tarnish” nice/good people that way. But here’s the thing about Hillary. Many people think she’s not-so-nice, and therefore her lesbianism is fair game. I’m one of them.
One way to get some people’s hackles up is to say Hillary Clinton is a lesbian in a political arrangement of a loveless marriage. Let me tell you this: no truer words have ever been spoken. And if Hillary gets the nomination, the RNC will answer their phones this way: “Good morning, Hillary Clinton is a bull dyke, may I help you?” Why is this NOT unfair? Because this lesbian has the unmitigated cojones to even say the word “marriage,” much less tell me I don’t have the right to marry the same-sex person I love.
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