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Can You Survive Louis Virtel’s Haunted Haus Of Horrible Gay Fears?

You know what scares Verbal Vogueing YouTube-lebrity Louis Virtel? No, it’s not the haggy she-demon known as Ann Coulter. It’s one-ply toilet paper, CBS’ Fall Season, Madonna’s exoskeleton, and the year when Michael Jackson looked just like Janeane Garofalo.

Be sure to stick around to hear his scariest pick-up lines like “I think that heaven’s missing an angel, so I’m going to kill you” and “You’re so sweet you give me a toothache in my balls.” Sca-larious.

Via Towleroad

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Oct 31, 2011
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  • 8 Comments
    • I won't grow up
      I won't grow up

      This is just…………..S-A-D.

      Oct 31, 2011 at 7:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crushlovepanic
      crushlovepanic

      Whatever. Virtel rocks. Hysterical, a great writer, and absolutely doable. I’ve been sending Verbal Vogueing to everyone I know. Love it.

      Oct 31, 2011 at 9:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Meat
      Red Meat

      I lasted 10 seconds of that nasty tone.

      Oct 31, 2011 at 9:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaded?
      Jaded?

      No. 1, who hurt you when you were little that took away your sense of humor?

      I usually like queerty but it’s notoriously filled with jaded bitchy people….

      Oct 31, 2011 at 11:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79
      NateB79

      Twas amusing in parts.

      Nov 1, 2011 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric
      Eric

      Oh dear lord…
      I facepalmed about twenty seconds in. I hoped the pickup lines would redeem the video, but no. Exactly the type of guy I would avoid in a club.

      Nov 1, 2011 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBRad
      CBRad

      Leave it to scummy Towleroad to think that junk is worth watching.

      Nov 1, 2011 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pap
      Pap

      No, actually, Louis _is_ the kind of guy I would avoid in a club: I would be WAY too concerned that he would backstab me, and no matter how cute someone is, at the end of the day, trust is equally important if not moreso. And _that_ is probably why I’ve never picked anyone up in a club (though I did come close to dating the roommate of someone whom I first met in a club). Social priorities seem to be just plain wrong.

      Dec 5, 2011 at 12:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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