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Carrie Prejean Is Officially Opposite Married

As expected, disgraced pageant queen Carrie Prejean yesterday married Oakland Raiders quarterback Kyle Boller in a “lavish ceremony” at Doug Manchester’s Grand Del Mar Hotel, reports E!. “It was beautiful,” says an “eyewitness,” adding, “They had cocktails on the lawn right after. Everyone seemed really happy.” They’re probably headed to Uganda for their honeymoon. You know, as missionaries.

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By: John Rogers
On: Jul 3, 2010
Tagged: carrie prejean, Doug Manchester, Grand del Mar Resort, kyle boller, Marriage

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No. 1 · chadnnocal
Poor bastard. He will no doubt be cheating within a year.

Jul 3, 2010 at 2:17 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · My Gay Rant
I personally don’t see it necessary to comment on her marriage…. gay relationships are like straight relationships; we share the same highs, lows, intelligent conversations, stupid fights, and everything in between. I think we should stop classifying relationships as gay, straight, or bi… they should just be looked at as “relationships.” I won’t wish her any ill-tidings, she has an opinion, and although it may not be in allignment with ours, I don’t see her going out of her way to bring us explicit harm. I can’t respond in too much detail in a comment box… check out my blog by clicking on my name for a more detailed response to this topic.

Jul 3, 2010 at 2:22 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Ryan
Why is this newsworthy? This is soooo Spring 2009.

Jul 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Wonder if she put on one of her hilarious finger puppet exhibitions for the guests??? :-p

Jul 3, 2010 at 2:48 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Lamar
I hope she has a crap marriage since she deserves it, hell she shouldn’t have been allowed to get married in the first place the bigoted whore.

Jul 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Jeff K.
How nice it must be not to have your marriage subject to a popular referendum…

What a disgraceful, hypocritical whore.

Jul 3, 2010 at 5:07 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Devon
Any bets on how long it’ll take her to violate the sanctity of marriage for a quickie divorce?

Jul 3, 2010 at 5:47 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · dvlaries · Member · 1044 comments
Maybe Kyle’ll turn out to be one of these guys who think wives should be kept barefoot and pregnant and ‘keep your trap shut,’ and we’ll never hear from her again.

Jul 3, 2010 at 6:04 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Alexander
Kinda a classic story of the 80′s: a young football player meets/marries a pageant queen… Isn’t it a beginning of a trashy horror movie?

Jul 4, 2010 at 2:42 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · Dollie
PLEEEEEASE GOD, don’t let her reproduce!!

Jul 4, 2010 at 5:43 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · @ Get Equal 'Why the h8 on Obamz but not the Repubs who ALWAYS vote against you? (John from England)
@Ryan:

Yeah y’know? Who cares.

Jul 4, 2010 at 5:55 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · Dax
Congrats to Carrie and Kyle. Hope they have a long, happy, prosperous marriage. I’m sure their kids will be gorgeous!

Jul 4, 2010 at 6:55 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · JamesStone
Must be nice!! My partner and I have been together for 19 years and we are not permitted to be married or even have civil unions here in Ohio.
Equality…you gotta love it!!!

Jul 4, 2010 at 11:47 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Ritein
This is the same bitch who had sex with the reigning Miss Californias boyfriend (Michael Phelps) from her in Vegas and bragged about it to anyone who would hear it. She’s a cum guzzling hooker and this “for show” marriage will be over before it started…which will be haLARIOUS!

Jul 4, 2010 at 2:16 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · Jay
@Dax: CARRIE GET OFF THIS SITE AND GO MAKE ANOTHER SEX TAPE FOR A RANDOM DUDE YOU MET OFF MYSPACE!

Jul 4, 2010 at 2:18 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · Lincoln T.
The douche she’s marrying has one of the shadiest sheets. do a google search on his background. LOL will be so hilarious when he cheats on her fake flat ass for another girl…morality and Carrie Prejean go together like class and ass.

Jul 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · Roger
I give her marriage about five years.

Jul 4, 2010 at 4:51 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 18 · Pip
That is so brave of Miss (scratch that! Misses!) California, and her husband—to spend their honey moon in Uganda, teaching those savages the way of the Lord! Blesseth holy Mary, Nazereth of the Zion, and Bethlaham be upon them!!

Jul 4, 2010 at 10:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 19 · Dax
I think it’s hilarious that because I posted positive well wishes towards this couple, I not only get met with a bunch of thumbs-down marks, but also get accused of actually being her. lol

Okay.

Jul 4, 2010 at 10:33 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 20 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Ever hear of an event and just wish you were there to see someone face? Gawd I wish I was in that room when Little Miss Crunty Face was trying to extort money from the Miss USA Pagent officials and they broke out her finger puppet videos (for those of you not familar with this story she made about 8 videos where she very loudly got off using all five fingers, all by her lonesome) and played one right in front of her!……Talk about priceless…..

Jul 5, 2010 at 10:28 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 21 · Rich
Hope he gets caught cheating on her with another guy taking it up the ass.. That would teach her preachy ass.. Stupid cunt

Jul 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 22 · Why the Haters
I agree with Dax… why all the haters? I mean, she is a beauty queen who is reknowned for being retarded, she made a fool of herself on national television, and noone but those predisposed to believe her opinion will take her word with a grain of credibility… basically, who gives a fuck if she is married? haha

Jul 5, 2010 at 3:14 pm · @Reply · Flag