CBS Press Release Writer Not Getting Any
 
 

Queerty reader RJ sent us this unintentionally hilarious press release from a hard-up CBS press release writer touting how Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson is beating the soon-to-be-Tonight-Show host, Conan O'Brien in the ratings, and is narrowing the season-to-date gap.

So now you all have the image of Craig Ferguson mounting Conan and giving him herpes. No, no, think about it for a minute; that mane of thinning clown-red hair, Ferguson saying "You know you love it" in a lilting Anglo-Saxon accent.  Did we mention how much we love this job?

 
 
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Comments (5)

No. 1 · GayBobVT

Conan is not departing NBC, he's moving to take Leno's spot on The Tonight Show. This isn't a good sign. (For NBC nor Queerty).

Posted: Dec 2, 2008 at 6:03 pm
No. 2 · Japhy Grant

@GayBobVT: You're right and we're dumb. Correction made.

Posted: Dec 2, 2008 at 6:27 pm
No. 3 · Malinky Stoatir

All I could hear is Craig saying:
"SLOWLY. SLOWLY! It's not a chew toy, you ginger-haired bitch!"

Craig is making us laugh even when he's on vacation!
It's only Tuesday and the signs of withdrawal are already starting to hurt.

Posted: Dec 2, 2008 at 6:56 pm
No. 4 · Johan
Posted: Dec 2, 2008 at 10:31 pm
No. 5 · Katie

@Malinky Stoatir:

LOL…Now I got that stuck in my head! :) Craig Ferguson is higher in the ratings for the second time! Yes!!! Craig's the KING of Late Night TV!

Posted: Dec 2, 2008 at 11:09 pm
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