Queerty reader RJ sent us this unintentionally hilarious press release from a hard-up CBS press release writer touting how Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson is beating the soon-to-be-Tonight-Show host, Conan O'Brien in the ratings, and is narrowing the season-to-date gap.
So now you all have the image of Craig Ferguson mounting Conan and giving him herpes. No, no, think about it for a minute; that mane of thinning clown-red hair, Ferguson saying "You know you love it" in a lilting Anglo-Saxon accent. Did we mention how much we love this job?
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Conan is not departing NBC, he's moving to take Leno's spot on The Tonight Show. This isn't a good sign. (For NBC nor Queerty).
@GayBobVT: You're right and we're dumb. Correction made.
All I could hear is Craig saying:
"SLOWLY. SLOWLY! It's not a chew toy, you ginger-haired bitch!"
Craig is making us laugh even when he's on vacation!
It's only Tuesday and the signs of withdrawal are already starting to hurt.
@Malinky Stoatir: ROFL
@Malinky Stoatir:
LOL…Now I got that stuck in my head! :) Craig Ferguson is higher in the ratings for the second time! Yes!!! Craig's the KING of Late Night TV!