Cheeseball Bear Offers Shirtless Cautionary Tale
WTF from Matt Zarley on Vimeo.
Ah, just the way we like our dire warnings delivered: in sensual slow-motion with plenty of chest fuzz and gratuitous crotch shots.
In his new music video, musical beardo Matt Zarley delivers a tale of woe regarding a bear betrayed by his very own cub. This is why you must define the terms of your open relationship in advance, people! Sneak around behind your daddy’s back and you’ll wind up with burned bacon and heartbreak.
According to The Advocate, the breakup portrayed in the video is based on a chilling true story involving a “well known actor.” Though Matt won’t say who the actor is, we’re going to go out on a limb and guess it was notorious lothario Mickey Rooney.
And while the visuals are very fun on their own, we probably won’t be downloading the MP3 anytime soon. In case you’d like to listen to something else to while you watch, here is the soundtrack to Dark Side of the Moon.
The mens were purty, but aside from that, Rebecca Black could do a better video.
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I loved it. I remember when music videos had a sense of humor. Hot boys. Fun song too.
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I thought this had to be a spoof or a Saturday Night Live skit. I could be sooo easily mean but I’ll just say it’s dang awful and embarrassing.
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I also watched it on mute. I’ve never seen someone strain so hard at lip syncing, I thought a vein was going to burst in his forehead. Terrible song, hot guys though.
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@Matthew: Eh, Mattew the answer to your question is a bullet to the brain. That would literally blow someone’s mind, to pieces, more mush to be specific.
The lyrics are really bad, I thought it was a spoof at first, and part of me hopes it still is; but the guys are sexy, and that’s all that matters.
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I always love all these people.
I was in a relationship with a very well known actor, he was a jerk, dumped, me, blah blah blah…but I won’t say who it was.
Something isn’t right. Most people who have been treated really badly wouldn’t have an issue saying who the person is. Kinda makes me think that he wasn’t in any relationship with a well known actor but figured that saying he was would at least get the video on a few of the gay blogs.