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Colombia Model Claims Eating Too Much Chicken Turns Men Gay

Natalia ParisColombian beauty Natalia Paris disproved the stereotype that models are all smart by announcing that men who ate a lot of chicken as boys turn out to be gay.

Paris was speaking about the dangers of chicken injected with hormones on Caracol TV when she made the claim: “The boys that are eating [that kind of] chicken—because they are injected with female hormones—are starting to turn into homosexuals.”

Um, Natalia, that’s not what we mean when we talk about “chicken.”

Paris also said the genetically modified poultry was causing girls as young as 7 to go through puberty.

Andrés Fernando Moncada, the head of the National Federation for Colombian Poultry Farmers, called her statement an urban myth. “When you hear this kind of a statement from a public figure like Natalia Paris, we must express our total outrage.”

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Mar 21, 2013
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  • 7 Comments
    • Dez
      Dez

      Umm…is she a scientist? No. This is why she’s a model. No brains required.

      Mar 21, 2013 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      Apparently there is now scientific proof that the light given off by the flashes of photographers’ flashes destroys brain cells in massive quantities!

      Mar 21, 2013 at 1:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queerty1958
      queerty1958

      Yup…that’s how it happened to me. I was eating lunch at Kentucky Fried Chicken [30 years ago] and all of a sudden I felt the need to ask the hot and hairy man at the next booth if he wanted to go have sex. Fortunately, he didn’t taste like chicken! He was the “Full Meal Deal”!

      Mar 21, 2013 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taliaferro
      Taliaferro

      Ooh! Someone notify Chick-fil-A! They are serving the food that will make people gay!

      Mar 21, 2013 at 5:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queerty1958
      queerty1958

      @Taliaferro: They need to change their name to Gay-fil-A!

      Mar 21, 2013 at 6:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kathukid
      Kathukid

      Tits for brains. Good trade off in her case.

      Mar 22, 2013 at 11:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bear Aspirin
      Bear Aspirin

      Professor Natalia Paris, PhD: validating the stereotype that models are brainless.

      Mar 22, 2013 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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