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Colombia Model Claims Eating Too Much Chicken Turns Men Gay

Natalia ParisColombian beauty Natalia Paris disproved the stereotype that models are all smart by announcing that men who ate a lot of chicken as boys turn out to be gay.

Paris was speaking about the dangers of chicken injected with hormones on Caracol TV when she made the claim: “The boys that are eating [that kind of] chicken—because they are injected with female hormones—are starting to turn into homosexuals.”

Um, Natalia, that’s not what we mean when we talk about “chicken.”

Paris also said the genetically modified poultry was causing girls as young as 7 to go through puberty.

Andrés Fernando Moncada, the head of the National Federation for Colombian Poultry Farmers, called her statement an urban myth. “When you hear this kind of a statement from a public figure like Natalia Paris, we must express our total outrage.”

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7 Comments

  • Dez

    Umm…is she a scientist? No. This is why she’s a model. No brains required.

  • MikeE

    Apparently there is now scientific proof that the light given off by the flashes of photographers’ flashes destroys brain cells in massive quantities!

  • queerty1958

    Yup…that’s how it happened to me. I was eating lunch at Kentucky Fried Chicken [30 years ago] and all of a sudden I felt the need to ask the hot and hairy man at the next booth if he wanted to go have sex. Fortunately, he didn’t taste like chicken! He was the “Full Meal Deal”!

  • Taliaferro

    Ooh! Someone notify Chick-fil-A! They are serving the food that will make people gay!

  • queerty1958

    @Taliaferro: They need to change their name to Gay-fil-A!

  • Kathukid

    Tits for brains. Good trade off in her case.

  • Bear Aspirin

    Professor Natalia Paris, PhD: validating the stereotype that models are brainless.

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