Crazy Christian sees Penises all over Denver Airport!
Just to be clear: We’re laughing at you. Not with you.
You do deserve some major props though, and here they are:
You’re obsessed with penis. And we think that’s awesome. Props. Although the pseudonyms Mark Twain and Anastasia Beaverhausen were already taken, you still came up with “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co-Profit of the End Times” which are stellar pen names. Classy, really. Props.
The Denver Airport is a totally random place to look for dick. You really have gone the extra mile to see some wieners, so once again… Mad props.
It’s amazing that you can say “phallic worship is satanic and evil” with a straight face. You speak clearly and slowly about penises so no one will miss a detail. If you think it’s unclear, you outline the penis or say “let’s take a closer look” so we can get a nice good glimpse of the cock n’ balls. It’s particularly nice when you finger the “testicle area.” No homo, but props to you, bro.
A quick look at your channel will reveal equally delicious and juicy material such as “If you use Condoms you will not be Raptured” and “The Antichrist is a Loser” and “Denver Murals are Hidden Warnings to Barack Obama.” You’re hysterical. Props.
Finally, you chose to wear a pink polo. Super Major Props. Thanks for putting the DICK in ridiculous. You rock.
Crazy is as crazy does. And he does crazy real crazy!
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BTW, I think that any loving God would be much more interested in medical care, feeding the hungry, ending wars, promoting love among the people, etc. Apparently, God is more interested in condemning architects who design building that, in some eyes, kinda sorta looks a little bit like a dick.
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LOL. More proof that religion rots your brain. It is to blame for every ounce of stupidity and ignorance in the world, and I staunchly stand by that.
Thanks, dude. Can’t wait to get home and laugh my ass off at your entire channel.
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Bible thumpers are frequently insane.
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This is too funny! So he sees penises all over the Denver Airport. Perhaps his mother was frightened by a French baguette when she was pregnant with him. Every time I think the right wingnuts cannot get any more riDICulous, some one comes along and proves me wrong.
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Have you guys gone to his channel? He is REALLY CRAZY. As in, he should be locked up.
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I chose to live in Denver for a multitude of reasons, one being Denver’s freaky-deaky art culture. We have giant, naked, androgynous alien-people dancing outside of our performing arts center. We have a small horse sitting up-top a one or two story red chair by our big library. We have a two-three story blue bear peering into our convention center. We have a vertigo-inducing art museum. And we have a demonic blue horse outside of our illuminati-themed airport.
Trés ‘effin awesome, no?
If we dare to look closely, it appears this man has an uncomfortably large phallus up his ass. He should remove it, and enjoy are city’s unique art/art scene!
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Hmmm, “phallus worship is satanic an evil”? Well, I wonder what the reaction would be if he applied that to straight women and their male partners?
Religion is definitely the opiate of the people as Marx correctly said. What is this obsession with gay sex about anyway?
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Dear Sir: I think you might find that this evil is everywhere in the world. I was recently in Italy and there were a number of statues there where the artist was clearly trying to slip a penis into the artwork. In fact there was one called “THE DAVID”, where in there was a phallic symbol in the genital region of the statue. Clearly demonic and evil. You should get out of the mid-West and visit the rest of the world. You’d be amazed at how Satanic it is! You’d thank your lucky stars you only have to deal with the Denver Airport!
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I was just thinking of this guy. They’re patching the street, and one section they dug up and refilled is long and thinnish, then bulges out wide at one end, with an indentation to separate the balls. Just the sort of thing he’s looking for!
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@J. Calvin: LMAO I am about to graduate college, you dunce. Shows how much you know. I see all I need to know of religious nuts right here, and in all the other wackiness that comes from them. They are the gift of pure comedy that keeps on giving.
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When I get over-stimmed from seeing so many penises at the Denver airport,. I visit a restaurant called “Bell of Many Tacos” & order one of every item that’s not cylindrical or engorged.
Something about those indented corn tortillas spilling over with mounds of salsa, cheese & beans is welcome soothing break from the aggressive, masculine phallo-tectural design of Terminal D.
This airport needs to be completely redesigned in accordance with God’s commandments about building things with the wood you take out of your neighbor’s eye.
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He’s realized that no matter how absurd the premise, “religious” nutters will buy ANYTHING. didn’t he have some books to sell?
Personally, I’m going to follow his Prophet Motive and start my own publishing house. I shall start by looking for penises in the woods behind the local church. I hear there’s lots of them there.
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He’s mailing out free copies of his book to anyone who request it. Wait, a free copy, you say? I’ll take twenty.