Remember Steven Cole?

Of course you do! He's the 46-year old Cincinnati volunteer firefighter arrested last April for "fondling" himself in a public park - while dressed as a woman, no less. Cole had been boozing it up and claimed to be on his way to Columbus for a trans talent contest.

Well, despite Cole's immoral, indecent, inhuman acts - near children! - a judge took pity on the man, who no doubt faces ridicule at every turn.

In exchange for pleading guilty to D.U.I., Cole will serve no jail time, must pay a $250 fine and can't play in the park for two years. Also, he can only drive to work, family appointments and the gyno.

The judge must have been won over by Cole's flowing locks.