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David Mixner’s 6 Rules For Throwing Your Vote Away This Fall

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I really like David Mixner’s six tips for choosing who to vote for in November, because they are not seven tips, and I can barely handle listicles involving five things, let alone any more than I can count on one hand, or perhaps Ellen Pompeo’s foot. Mixner also really loves listicles, and I love that he loves them. So much love is in the air right now.

Mixner’s first tip is to just vote, because “not to vote is just criminal in my mind.” (Mixner is wrong about this. It is not actually against the law to vote. I checked! But in Mixner’s mind, rainbows dance on unicorns, and in my mind about Mixner’s mind, I’m sitting there with a margarita on a passing cloud.) Also: “Do not contribute to Democratic Party entities.” Why? “Do you want your money to go to Senator Ben Nelson or Congressman Ike Skelton who oppose us to the hilt? If you contribute to the Party establishment then you are contributing to them.”

You are also contributing to lavish cocktail parties that Michaele and Tareq Salahi will probably crash, and that’s just unAmerican.

By:           Max Simon
On:           Sep 13, 2010
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  • 9 Comments
    • Steven
      Steven

      How about a link to the list so we can read it for ourselves?

      Sep 13, 2010 at 11:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Justin
      Justin

      Another political whore.

      Sep 13, 2010 at 11:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Troy M
      Troy M

      Clever article… Not.

      Let’s see if we can find anyone else in the fight we can skewer. How bout Choi? How catty remarks can we make him? I mean, he not wearing the uniform anymore. So why not, Queerty?

      Here is a suggestion, Queerty. Take a few more shots at HRC or GLAAD. You know. Those that are more concerned with social status and money and less about being an effective voice for those they claim to represent. Again, it is just a suggestion.

      Here is another suggestion. Next time you think you have something brilliant and funny to say, it is sometimes best to put down the glass, go to sleep and wake up the next morning and see if it still seems as brilliant as it did when you were drunk.

      Sep 14, 2010 at 12:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Skyler
      Skyler

      @Troy M:
      What are you talking about? Queerty talks a healthy amount of crap about GLAAD and the HRC all the time for them not actually doing something. How about you actually pay attention to the site and stop talking out of your ass?

      Sep 14, 2010 at 1:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Troy M
      Troy M

      @Skyler:

      Perhaps they do. but if this an attempt at balance, they’ve failed. If they want to attack Mixner and people like him,at least have some substance.

      This little blurb is nothing more than an Camille Paglia “wannabe” trying to become relevant.

      Sep 14, 2010 at 7:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill Perdue
      Bill Perdue

      Mixner’s right about not giving money to bigot and bigot pandering parties like Democrats and Republicans, Obama and Palin, and their congressional parties.

      We shouldn’t give them money or vote for them. It’s not as if our votes mean much in what’s really just the largest banana republic in the world.

      On November 2nd, 2010 and November 4th, 2012 vote for left parties or just sit it out (unless there are important referenda on the ballot).) [img]http://khalling.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/800px-banana_republic_svg1.png[/img]

      Sep 14, 2010 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill Perdue
      Bill Perdue [Different person #1 using similar name]

      ********************VOTE FOR LEFT PARTIES OR JUST VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS DIRECTLY, EITHER WAY WILL DO THE JOB FOR THE GOP! HELP KEEP THE WHITE HOUSE WHITE!!!******************************

      [img]http://i.imagehost.org/0879/nazi_iron_cross.jpg[/img]

      Sep 14, 2010 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill Perdue
      Bill Perdue

      Racist pig james-from-the-great-city-of-cambridge is posting another forgery, No 7, because he’s miffed and vexed by correctly characterizing him as Islamophobic swine, an Obot, a Democrat and a racist.

      Too bad it he doesn’t like it. All his infantile forgeries and lies won’t stop me or anyone else from accurately describing him. His petulant fury at being pinned down as a pig leads him to shut down thread after thread with his forgeries.

      What our little troll and racist pig james-from-the-great-city-of-cambridge doesn’t understand is that the differences between DeEmocrats and Republicans is like the difference between pancreatic and testicular cancer.

      Sep 14, 2010 at 12:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill Perdue
      Bill Perdue [Different person #2 using similar name]

      Racist nigger mick jewboy-james-from-the-great-city-of-cambridge is posting another folger’s crystals, No 7, because he’s flamfloozled and schlamazzeled by my correctly characterizing him as a nigger lover, a drunken mick, an Islamophobic swine, an Obot, a Democrat and a racist.
      Too bad it he doesn’t like it. All his infantile folger’s crystals and french fries won’t stop me or anyone else from accurately describing him as a sheeny hook nosed kike. His petula fury at being pinned down as a nigger leads him to shut down thread after thread with his mountain grown folger’s crystals.
      What our little troll and racist nigger mick jewboy-james-from-the-great-city-of-cambridge doesn’t understand is that the differences between DeEmocrats and Republicans is like the difference between pancreatic and testicular cancer. And I know the difference. I had the latter on both my nuts. Which were the size of raisins to begin with.

      Heil Hitler! Allahu akbar!

      Here’s what that nigger mick looks like:

      [img]http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww65/tyrone-biggums/TyroneCrackParty2.jpg[/img]

      Sep 14, 2010 at 11:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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