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Do We Want to See Francois Sagat Slay His Mortal Enemies? Or Jake Gyllenhaal Play With Golden Penis?
Tough call: Are we more excited about L.A. Zombie, the urban gore flick starring director Bruce LaBruce’s ‘s porn friends including Francois Sagat, or Prince of Persia, starring white man Jake Gyllenhaal making use of a mystic phallus?
It probably doesn’t matter how much we are excited, given this: All of Sagat’s headlining movies perform relatively well commercially (given their budgets and distribution), while Gyllenhaal’s Zodiac and Jarhead have been, well, flops.
WOW. I wouldn’t watch LA Zombie if they paid me.
Neither look appealing at all. If you thought L.A. Zombie looked interesting, try “Otto, or Up with dead people”.
Jake Gyllenhaal??? Looks like it could have been kind of awesome with a different lead actor.
I’d probably be interested in The Prince of Persia if it weren’t for the whitewashing angle.
Give me zombies any day. I don’t even need to watch the other trailer to know what I want to see. I roll with the undead every day of the week.
LA Zombie looks great, oh wait, I meant terrible. See Otto instead!
Otto or Up with Dead People bordered on clever. This hot mess is boring as hell at only 3 minutes. Bruce–here’s a clue, zombies may be dead but they shouldn’t just lay there and play dead. Sagat couldn’t act his way out of a torn condom
Can comment #7 please be deleted?
I don’t know why people are trolling around the site, making comments with such ridiculously controversial names, but they are.
Uh-oh, Queerty have themselves in a Quandary if #7 isn’t banned!
I’m interested in seeing L.A. Zombie. Francois always is fascinating to watch.
Who is Francois Sagat?
Francois Sagat is gross. At TO pride, he had random people blow him on stage – wonderful. And who the hell tattoos “hair” on their bald head?
…Not to mention that L.A. Zombie looks worse than that time my dog threw up in a pile of his own diarrhea.
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