Do We Want to See Francois Sagat Slay His Mortal Enemies? Or Jake Gyllenhaal Play With Golden Penis?
 
 

Tough call: Are we more excited about L.A. Zombie, the urban gore flick starring director Bruce LaBruce's 's porn friends including Francois Sagat, or Prince of Persia, starring white man Jake Gyllenhaal making use of a mystic phallus?

It probably doesn't matter how much we are excited, given this: All of Sagat's headlining movies perform relatively well commercially (given their budgets and distribution), while Gyllenhaal's Zodiac and Jarhead have been, well, flops.

 
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Comments (13)

No. 1 · val

WOW. I wouldn't watch LA Zombie if they paid me.

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm
No. 2 · JW

Neither look appealing at all. If you thought L.A. Zombie looked interesting, try "Otto, or Up with dead people".

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 5:33 pm
No. 3 · DelphKC

Jake Gyllenhaal??? Looks like it could have been kind of awesome with a different lead actor.

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 7:13 pm
No. 4 · YellowRanger

I'd probably be interested in The Prince of Persia if it weren't for the whitewashing angle.

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 7:19 pm
No. 5 · vernonvanderbilt

Give me zombies any day. I don't even need to watch the other trailer to know what I want to see. I roll with the undead every day of the week.

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 8:18 pm
No. 6 · dontblamemeivotedforhillary

LA Zombie looks great, oh wait, I meant terrible. See Otto instead!

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 8:27 pm
No. 7 · CHILD PORN STFU!

Otto or Up with Dead People bordered on clever. This hot mess is boring as hell at only 3 minutes. Bruce–here's a clue, zombies may be dead but they shouldn't just lay there and play dead. Sagat couldn't act his way out of a torn condom

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 8:29 pm
No. 8 · Joey

Can comment #7 please be deleted?

I don't know why people are trolling around the site, making comments with such ridiculously controversial names, but they are.

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 8:45 pm
No. 9 · dontblamemeivotedforhillary

Uh-oh, Queerty have themselves in a Quandary if #7 isn't banned!

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 8:50 pm
No. 10 · AlwaysGay

I'm interested in seeing L.A. Zombie. Francois always is fascinating to watch.

Posted: Nov 3, 2009 at 8:55 pm
No. 11 · Aaron

Who is Francois Sagat?

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 1:37 am
No. 12 · Tweek

Francois Sagat is gross. At TO pride, he had random people blow him on stage – wonderful. And who the hell tattoos "hair" on their bald head?

…Not to mention that L.A. Zombie looks worse than that time my dog threw up in a pile of his own diarrhea.

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 11:01 am
No. 13 · dontblamemeivotedforhillary

Does Queerty support Pedopheliacs? Please remove #7! Perez Hilton Should be ALL over this!

Posted: Nov 4, 2009 at 11:04 am
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