Though Chapters 1-12 (or is that one through ten?; link NSFW) will be titled “Dick: Giving It and Getting It,” we’re sure Lucas Entertainment’s proprietor Michael Lucas will include at least one section on his feelings about Muslims. And if you want to appear on the cover of Lucas’s book — next to “by Michael Lucas,” and your name in smaller print adjacent to the word “with” — there’s good news: He’s still hunting for a scribe to write down all of his tales.
Village Voice columnist Michael Musto says he already turned down the gig, and recommended another gay writer — who also turned it down. And recommended Musto.
Small world. Big dicks.
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terrwill
Queerty people always take a somewhat negative tone towards
Lucas’rants towards the muslims. I applaud him and wish more
people with any kind of public voice would have the balls to
say the exact same thing Lucas has been saying about the
culture of islamic fundamentalist filth. These subhuman
festering pieces of shit wish death on Gays with every fiber
of their being. They torture and murder thousands of Gays
worldwide each year. Gay teens as young as 13 have been
subject to hellish torturous deaths for the “crime” of being
Gay. Too many people attempt to be PC with regards to these scumbags. Lucas tells it like it is and I for one will gladly purchase a book as long as it contains more of his exposing these scumbags for what they are………………………..
james_cambridge
Terrwill, I usually agree with you so it’s disappointing to see you agree with a scumbag like Lucas. I agree that Muslim society in places like Saudi Arabia is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy (and as much as I despise the Evangelical types here in our country, at least we have a Constitution that keeps them in check…for now). But from what I’ve seen of Lucas’ rants here at Queerty, he condemns not Theocratic societies in general but only Muslim ones. How about coming down on Uganda and their Evangelical-driven attempt to execute Gays? Well, I guess they get a pass cause they’re not part of the dreaded Muslim menace. We Gays are a victim of that kind of blanket condemnation from the Right in this and other countries, so I wish we’d be careful about doing the same to others. There are Muslim governments in Turkey, Indonesia, Kurdistan and other places that keep religion out of the public realm (at least as much as we do here), governments that are friendlier to human rights than the hundreds of non-muslim dictatorships that exist all over, in Africa, Eastern Europe and Asia. But as long as they are not Muslims, it’s all just fine with Lucas. Lucas hates Muslims period. He sees all Muslims as a threat to Israel so they must, must be destroyed (by the way, Israel as a whole is a pretty homophobic country). He’s a sick fuck with a single-minded agenda to destroy all that’s not blessed by Likud. From what I’ve seen of you here Terrwill, you’re better than that so don’t fall for his emotional bullshit.
John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)
Terrwill does come down on Ugandan’s…but he doesn’t on orthodox Israelies, or those lily white Conservatives who have all that power and are the ones to say, ‘no, no and NO’.
hardmannyc
There was a biography about him that wasn’t bad. I pity the writer who agrees to this gig — he’d be an absolute nightmare as a collaborator.
Republican
I’d buy his book.
Republican
Please note that I never said I’d read all of it. I have a feeling it’d get boring after awhile, but I’m willing to give it a shot.
Same Crap
I’d sooner buy Buju Banton’s memoirs. He seems to be qualitatively less of a bigot, though not by much.
terrwill
No. 3 · John from England(used to be just John but there are other John’s): You not visit Queerty much if you have not seen me
come down on the “lily white Conservatives” cheeze and crackers! I coined the term “frighwing-nutbag lunatics” for these scumbags. I can pretty much commit any crime I want ’cause my finger prints have almost been erased by the pounding of the keyboards in my tirades against them! And pretty please do not get me started on the orthodox Israelies, actually I have a huge problem with any cult of orthodox Jews who live in their own enclaves for most of their lives. They basically live in a country within a country. They are left alone to live as they want. However the only thing that seems to agitate them enough to start screaming is anything having to do with the Gays. When the NYC council was debating the Gay rights bills, these filthy, stinking (literally) bearded bigots were applauding others blasting the Gays. They were chanting how the Gays deserved AIDS and it was “Gods punishment” for the “degenerate lifestyle”. And recently an enclave in NJ who have had no contact with the outside world for years suddenly are vocal in their opposition to Gay marriage. The Jews have possibly been the most
persecuted group in history. Many of their direct relatives were herded into the gas chambers by the nazis for the simple reason that they were Jews and the nazis didn’t approve. These scumbags have the fucking balls to say a word about denying any other group rights?? I hope the next time they have matzoh ball soup, they all choke a matzoh ball and drown in the soup…
No. 2 · james_cambridge: I am sorry but there is implicit approval from the majority of the muslim behaviour I have observed. How often does one see them denounce a terrorist act? On the recent attempted murder of 270 innocent people on the plane on christmas day (that date was no coincidence) the muslim orgs in the US were demanding that this not cause “more hatred towards muslims” Not a word denouncing the terrorists. From something as simple as the recent incident where a muslim cab driver tossed two Gays out of his cab to the hanging of Gay teens in muslim countries I honestly believe the vast majority of the muslims may not be as vocal, but nonetheless wish nothing but death for the worlds Gays. You can’t come from a group where thousands cheer as two Gay teen lovers are hanged in a public square by being placed on a flatbed truck, have the truck slowly drive off to insure a slow death by suffocation with no blindfolds on so these kids could see each other slowly die and the cheering mob and really not wish the same for the rest of us……….
Qjersey
Confessions of Goolander or how how I escaped Russia and became America’s most loved and loathed self promoting gay pornographer.
UWSguy
I’d be glad to use my big pen on Michael.
beto
nothankyouverymuch
roger
wow. another great opportunity to discuss his accurate and desperately-needed views on muslims? so soon after the last one that was truly awesome? it’s really Christmas.
and, given my full-throttled and articulate defense of him just a few weeks ago, i assume he will ask me next….
Charles Merrill
Lucas needs to name names of powerful closeted gays he and his porn stars have fucked. Also, he should go outside the gossipy gay ghost writer community and hire a straight one, possibly a woman writer such as Erica Jong, one who has best sellers and connections in mainstream publishing. We still don’t have a best selling tell all gay book and Musto is not credible.
mike
Porn is a vile industry that has created a bisexual double standard. This means that the male-male erotic interaction has been marginalized and minimized by the porn industry. The female-female erotic interaction has been mainstreamed. This different treatment has contributed to negative attitudes to male homosexuality and especially male bisexuality.
I’d like to tell Michael Lucas where to go but I’m a bit of a gentleman.
terrwill
No. 14 · mike: Thats because most straight men in their clouded minds think that the only thing missing in a female-female erotic interaction is them!
> And as a side note if you want to see one of the funniest riffs on straight porn and straight dudes, check out the Ron White special they run on Comedy Central. For a good ‘ole boy he is suprisingly Gay friendly. In one section about straight guys really loving cock he asks his cousin is when he is watching straight porn if he would like to see a guy with a little, limp dick. His cousin replies “no” Ron asks you’d much rather see a big, hard cock, right? To which his cousin replies “of course”….to which Ron points out: you just said you want to see a big, hard cock………..
tim
There was a biography about Michael, that was sold in every book store few years ago. It was called Naked.
matin
Michael Musto is a great friend with Michael. Musto was at Lucas’s holiday party and the hole conversation was a joke. Michael said to Musto-you should write my biography, but you are too busy clubbing.
I was there, talking with them.
matin
Musto just posted correction in the comment section of his site, saying that Lucas did not ask him to write his biography…. check it out.
Lady Ga-Gasp
Paragraph 1:
Some days lay heavy in my pants like an enormous, flaccid penis. This day was such a day. It all started with a call from my agent. “Michael,” he said, “I have some very bad news for you.”
I thought to myself… Bad news? What kind of news could be bad when the sky is blue and raining with furry trimmings as I shave my hairy, sweaty, super hot asshole?
“What?!” I said. “What news could ruin this beautiful, hairy, blue-sky, hot and big-dicked day?”
“Arnold.” He replied. “Arnold has been elected Governor of California. He has out-maneuvered you to become the 1st person with a thick sexy muscled accent to become the executive in charge of what is basically the 10th largest economy in the world.”
“Oh.” I replied, “That’s ok! I’m fucking Steven Segal right now and he says I’m way better than Arnold ever was.”
gomez
no#14 mike: what does michael lucas’ porn have to do with the bisexual double standard?
helmsbleep
Lucas has tunnel vision. He should be more dynamic with his anti-fundamentalism, but he isn’t so I have to disagree with him.
Actually I shouldn’t give a shit about a trout lipped gay porn star, but I live in a vacuum.
And all religions should just be eradicated. Destroyed. taken down. From Jerusalem to, um, Salt Lake City.
Bye Bite
helmsbleep
Also I could use a break from seeing these words from commenters :
scumbug
nutbag
scumbag
nutbag
and of course scumbag.
(you sound like a flapper from the 20s stuck in a gay orgy party…STOP and use a thesaurus or sumpin’)
terrwill
No. 22 · helmsbleep: But “frightwing-nutbag lunatic” has such a melodic flow to it………. : P
No. 19 · Lady Ga-Gasp: You may have a future in writing cheesy porn, however Steven Segal?? Ewwwww!
helmsbleep
@Terrwill
I like serial mind killers. You can use it for your next scumbag manifesto.
Michael
Michael Musto is just as misguided as Michael Lucas.
josh
What about the gay muslims? how do you think michael lucas makes them feel?
byufag
oh please. This guy is such a self-involved jerk. who would want to read about his life? I already know he’s an ass.
Helga von ornstein
Is it anti-semitic to ask what where Mr. Lucas’ thoughts on the recent shooting of five gay kids in Isreal. And what is his view on how that investigation is progressing?
terrwill
No. 26 · josh: A Gay muslim should become an ex-muslim. Why the fuck would you wish to be part of a group who wishes you and every member of your kind were dead?
No. 28 · Helga von ornstein: I am sure he would be very much in favor of having the shooter face the same fate as the innocent victims. I guarantee the shooter had muslim leanings and or was a member of the ultra orthodox sect who I don’t really see much of a difference between them and the fundamentalist muslims….
both groups hate the Gays with every fiber of their bodies and if they all were consumed by a fireball today I would toast to the world’s good fortune…………
james_cambridge
Helmsbleep absolutely nails it!! Religion is the problem and Lucas and his supporters are hypocrites for not calling out Judaism and Christianity as well. Let’s not even get into how many millions have died because of Christianity, starting with the Crusades. Fuck the all!!
james_cambridge
I meant “Fuck them all!”
matin
anyone who compares Islam with other religions is a MORON.There is nothing worst then islam.Open your eyes… read the news.
terrwill
No. 32 · matin: Agreed, at least other religions make believe that they actually do not wish to dominate the world and actually advocate death to non believers. Those who claim it is a “religon of peace” and that we can find “common ground” should dial up a seance with some of the Jews who perished in the holocaust for that is the ultimate goal of the religon of islam for anyone not a member of their cult…………
james_cambridge
You can’t even spell your own name correctly (I’m assuming it’s Martin not Matin) and you’re calling other people Morons?? Stop getting your news from Fox and wake the fuck up.
kevin vancouver
@TERRWILL !!
im going to marry you ! lol
can not agree more 100% !!
schlukitz
No. 1 · terrwill
Co-sign. Co-sign. Co-sign!
I am sick to death of people who cover for the homophobes and who tell us that we should be tolerent and understanding toward our sworn enemies.
I do NOT cover for my enemies.
I am NOT tolerant of my enemies
And I have NO desire to “understand” them.
What I do understand, is that they want us dead.
How much plainer must they make it before we wake up from our “Nutcracker” dream?
schlukitz
@ asleepatthehelm
Um..this obviously has something to do with something?
schlukitz
No. 35 · kevin vancouver
im going to marry you ! lol
Um…I’ve got first dibs. lol
Mr.Jones
Who wants to read this shit about Lucas? he is so gross…