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Drunk Priest Didn’t Get Off DUI Charges By Offering Oral Sex To Cops

 

So how did Akron, Ohio’s Father Ignatius Kury attempt to get out of a drunk driving arrest? By propositioning police offers with oral sex in exchange for his freedom. Know what you should never to do police officers? Proposition them with a sexual bribe. Especially not when it’s being videotaped. (Also, never drop Oprah Winfrey’s name unless you can back it up, cool?) Kury, who oversees the Holy Ghost Ukrainian Byzantine Catholic Church, ranted for 20 minutes, which included a peep show and exclamations that he “want[s] you to love me.” He’s been released on bond. [Fox 8]

By:           JD
On:           Mar 5, 2011
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  • 11 Comments
    • JKB
      JKB

      That was painful…I was like “gurl!”

      Mar 5, 2011 at 11:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ
      DJ

      I wonder how many people in his congregation knew he was a mo. Between his soft voice and lip wrist, it’s really not that hard to figure out lol.

      Mar 5, 2011 at 12:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harbo
      Harbo

      Finally, a priest whose values I share!!!

      Mar 5, 2011 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981
      Shannon1981

      LOL this is priceless. I bet he isn’t in the pulpit anymore! How many more religious homos are gonna be outed this week? *pops popcorn and waits for more*

      Mar 5, 2011 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw
      Jaroslaw

      He seems pretty creepy to me overall and God knows I’m not defending him; but saying “do you want me to give you a BJ?” isn’t exactly the same thing as “I’ll give you a BJ if you let me go.” He was after all pretty lit up. Police misconduct isn’t exactly rare nor are exchanges of sexual favors….

      Mar 5, 2011 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      hes not jeffery dahmer

      Mar 5, 2011 at 10:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      That priest is a gay homosexual

      Mar 6, 2011 at 1:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John
      John

      I feel sorry for him. He’s a (barely) closeted queer who clearly has the wrong gig. I sincerely hope that he manages to pull his life together and finds a path which is true to his nature. I fear that he’s yet another gay boy whose brain was bashed with a Bible.

      Credit where it’s due: my dad took me out of the Sunday school my grandmother put me in after he was divorced eons ago. Thank goodness!

      Mar 6, 2011 at 9:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mulletkitty
      mulletkitty

      “I’ll give you the sermon on the mount. Your sermon on the mount is this: GET THESE CUFFS THE F**K OFF OF ME because they are giving me a RASH.”

      South Park could not write this.

      Mar 6, 2011 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Labi Ajeti
      Labi Ajeti

      shum fort ncnc this is not good

      Mar 6, 2011 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scribe
      scribe

      omg…. that is the funniest thing i have ever seen

      Mar 6, 2011 at 10:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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