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DVD: Going Down In La-La Land, Flirting With Disaster, Kevin Richardson Swings, And More!

1313: Hercules Unbound
($14.99 DVD, Rapid Heart)

If you’re a fan of softcore master David DeCocteau’s 1313 series—or just like watching chiseled boys running around in loincloths—this mythological installment will satisfy your cravings. Here, the mighty demi-god (Geoff Ward) is sent to a gladiator retreat where his arrogance turns off all of his fellow warriors, including Capaneous (Brandon Lamb), who plans on poisoning Hercules before the big wrestling match. TheDVD includes an audio commentary and an abundance of flesh, though more of the Southern California type than Mediterranean variety.

 

By:           Matt Dalton
On:           Jul 3, 2012
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  • 6 Comments
    • Daez
      Daez

      Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

      Seriously, a new 1313, like our brain cells were not dead from the last ones. Since these movies must cost nothing to make it makes it easier for them to be made, but seriously!

      Is this in the same house as all the others with the same concept of mostly unattractive guys and one unattractive woman?

      Jul 3, 2012 at 12:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      “in the sorted Tinseltown drama Going Down in La-La Land” ????

      I presume you meant “sordid”?

      Jul 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James M. Martin
      James M. Martin

      “Flirting With Disaster” just cracks me up. Yes, the odd scene of Josh Brolin as a gay armpit fetishist coming out bisexual is a highlight, but this one harks back to the legendary “screwball comedies” of the 30s that were so delightful and now beloved of lgbt people and anyone who misses the days when characters had great gag lines and the
      producers didn’t rely on so many CGI’s and gimmicks like 3-D.

      Jul 3, 2012 at 8:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andy
      Andy

      I watched La La Land on pay per view. Quite good.

      Jul 4, 2012 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P
      D P

      @MikeE: — I haven’t seen it yet, but my tastes go pretty extreme, so I doubt if I’d find anything sordid about it. And @Andy: — I say again that I haven’t seen it, but will soon. That Matthew Ludwinski is *such* a pretty boy that I’m superficial enough to see the movie just for the sake of seeing him. I’ve never seen anything else of his. Incidentally, on his message board I made the comment that I happen to *love* those nipples of his! Don’t they almost shout at you that they need to be tongued and nibbled?

      Jul 4, 2012 at 9:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Christopher
      Christopher

      The 1313 thing HAS to be a spoof on guys who want to be good looking (or mistakenly think they are), or WANT to have nice bodies (but don’t). Right?? PLEASE tell me it’s supposed to be a spoof……

      Jul 6, 2012 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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