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Eugene Delgaudio Wants To Keep Homosexual TSA Agents From Groping (And Grooming) Children

Not only does Eugene Delgaudio — the Virginia man elected to the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors — believe the TSA airport pat-downs are part of the radical homosexual agenda (because men get to grope other men, and such!), but they’re also a way to recruit innocent traveling children into this lifestyle!

Flooded with both criticism and cash donations for his campaign against The Gays, Delgaudio is re-upping on his fight against intrusive security practices. Because it’s not just adults affected by latex-gloved hands. “If they teach our children that groping by strangers is a socially acceptable practice, their evil is that much easier,” he writes in a new fundraising letter (reprinted in full below). He’s also “fallen victim to the most insidious and vicious attacks I’ve ever seen in my 30 years fighting for the family. You see, the Homosexual Lobby HATES it whenever anyone challenges their agenda. They hate it when anyone even questions the problems that will arise in the brave new world they envision. And they despise those of us who shine light upon their schemes.”

Listen buddy. Our agenda is actually the same: We too would like to be treated like cattle while boarding a plane, refused hot meals in the cheap seats, and nickle-and-dimed for our baggage like every other American. We don’t “despise” you for attempting to make the screening process less cumbersome. In fact, we fully support your efforts! And after my Thanksgiving flight where my ass was patted no less than three times by a complete stranger, I don’t really care how you accomplish it.

Dear _____,

I took a stand against the TSA and their “porno scanners” and blatant groping.

And I took a stand against their policy of “non-discrimination” which subjects you and me to humiliation and dehumanization at the hands of practicing homosexuals.

How it exposes those most precious to us — our children — to being photographed by naked scanners or explicit sexual touching by practicing homosexuals.

And the Homosexual Lobby’s lackeys in the media hate me for it.

These TSA policies force terrified parents to choose between salivating radical homosexual employees viewing pornographic images of their child or a full-on molestation.

But that’s not even the worst part of this radical agenda.

It confuses our children into thinking this sort of explicit sexual contact is somehow ok in certain situations — and by strangers no less!

And this is their scheme to grow their ranks.

You see, Homosexuals do not reproduce. They must recruit our children into their filthy perversion to increase their numbers.

Nearly every single homosexual was once the prey of an older man corrupting them with sin.

If they teach our children that groping by strangers is a socially acceptable practice, their evil is that much easier.

So I took a stand.

But because I took that stand, I’ve fallen victim to the most insidious and vicious attacks I’ve ever seen in my 30 years fighting for the family.

You see, the Homosexual Lobby HATES it whenever anyone challenges their agenda.

They hate it when anyone even questions the problems that will arise in the brave new world they envision.

And they despise those of us who shine light upon their schemes.

I’ve seen their rage firsthand the last few days.

My office has been nearly shut down by angry phone calls and outrageous messages from Radical Homosexuals across this country.

And the media, left and right, is smearing my pro-family message as “hate speech” and “homophobia.”

But I’ve also received hundreds of emails and phone calls from Public Advocate supporters thanking me for taking a stand.

And I want to make something clear right now:

I absolutely refuse to be silenced by the thought control that homosexuals are imposing upon our nation in the name of “political correctness.”

The American people have a right to know that the new security measures by the TSA expose them to sexual assault by every manner of sexual deviants.

They have a right to know that TSA doesn’t even care.

The TSA is even PROUD of hiring open homosexuals to carry out the violation of our rights.

I certainly don’t think that all TSA employees are homosexual. I’m sure many of of them are as disgusted in having to do what they have been told to do — treat all of as though we are terrorists.

But since all touching and feeling is done by TSA employees who are the same sex as the passenger — it provides a dream job for some militant homosexuals.

And I won’t take it anymore.

Will you stand with me?

You and I need to send a LOUD and CLEAR message to the Homosexual Lobby AND the TSA.

We will not submit!

Please call the congressional switchboard at 202-224-3121

Tell both your senators and congressman that this is wrong and that it must end.

But I hope you’ll do more.

You see, the best way to stick it to the Homosexual Lobby is for Public Advocate to have the resources to combat their radical agenda.

That’s why I hope you’ll contribute today.

In fact, I’m counting on it.

The next time I get a call from the media I must be able to tell them: “America supports Public Advocate!”

So, will you make your most generous donation right now?

Thanks for your support as I face the vicious attacks from the drive-by media.

For the Family,

Eugene Delgaudio
President
Public Advocate of the U.S.

P.S. In addition to calling your congressmen, I hope you will consider sending a generous contribution of $20, $50, $75, $100 or more. Thanks so much!

By:           Max Simon
On:           Dec 13, 2010
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  • 8 Comments
    • pete N sfo
      pete N sfo

      “P.S. In addition to calling your congressmen, I hope you will consider sending a generous contribution of $20, $50, $75, $100 or more. Thanks so much!”

      Nuf said.

      It’s amazing that a man that holds public office, even in VA, can advocate discrimination against gay people in the workplace with no consequence.

      We really do need better laws.

      Dec 13, 2010 at 10:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Hey douchebag: The absolute vast majority of kiddie diddlers happen to be of the hetrosexual variety. But one wouldn’t expect you to really know that because time and time again you and your evil ilk have proven that your campaign against all things Gay tends to be a manifestation of your own insecurities of your sexual orientation…………..

      Dec 13, 2010 at 10:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pete
      pete

      Jesus! What year is it? Almost 2011. Sometimes we think we’re making progress, then something as idiotic as this gets printed. It just leaves me fuming and dumbfounded!

      Dec 13, 2010 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mac McNeill
      Mac McNeill

      Somebody needs to tell this idiot, that it’s the pedophiles like the Catholic Priest he visits once a week that molests kids.

      Dec 13, 2010 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sadbuttrue
      Sadbuttrue

      The sad thing is that Loudoun is actually the richest county in America (it goes back and forth with neighboring county Fairfax), and is generally progressive and democratic leaning. And this guy was elected to something beyond postal service? Crazy.

      Dec 13, 2010 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh
      Josh

      If he’s so concerned about the children, then he should just not fly… or just not bring his children with him. Make flights more bearable for the rest of us who don’t give a shit about a problem that doesn’t even exist. What a fucking idiot…

      Dec 13, 2010 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      How about a tee shirt:

      DON’T TOUCH MY JUNK
      very hot guys excepted

      Really. If they are going to hire someone to grope you, at least make it someone you’d like to have grope you.

      Dec 13, 2010 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      I’m glad douches like him gets media exposure. The more idiotic the right seems, maybe the more, most normal people, will see them exposed for what crazy people they truly are and LGBT rights will make more progress.

      That is my hope.

      Dec 14, 2010 at 7:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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