stories from the scanner
tsa news and photos
size matters
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Man with exceptionally large package says airport security is constantly (CONSTANTLY!) patting him down
airhead
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Kimberly Guilfoyle lookalike says she was discriminated against by TSA for attending pro-Trump boat party
SECURITY BREACH
13 comments
Was Morrissey Really Sexually Assaulted At SFO? Here’s The Security Footage.
BIG BROTHER
36 comments
Morrissey: TSA At San Francisco Airport “Groped My Penis And Testicles”
PACKAGE INSPECTION
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Gay TSA Agent Canned For Groping “Roughly A Dozen” Attractive Male Passengers
MAJOR JOHNSON
23 comments
Security At San Francisco Airport Gets “Frisky” With Monumentally Hung Man
ARTILLERY OF LOVE
9 comments
The TSA’s New Gender-Typed Body Scanner May Mistake Penises For Deadly Weapons
SECURITY SCREEN
49 comments
The TSA Didn’t Like Ashley Yang’s Transgender Identity, So They Fired Her
getting close
I was Felt up by the T.S.A. … and I Liked it
fashion emergency
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Taz Arnold Almost Lost These $1245 Christian Louboutin Shoes to Terrorists
airport security
8 comments
Eugene Delgaudio Wants To Keep Homosexual TSA Agents From Groping (And Grooming) Children
takedowns
Matt Drudge Sued For Once Again Scaring American Travelers About Big Sis
keep america safe
Will Nobody Applaud Eugene Delgaudio For Pointing Out The Homoerotics Of TSA Pat-Downs?
t-s-yay!
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College Student Demonstrates Best Way To Avoid A Pat-Down: Wear Only A Speedo
airport inferiority
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Should Gay Travelers Get Pat Downs From Opposite Sex TSA Agents?
valid concerns
8 comments
Peter LaBarbera Worries He Won’t Be Sexually Molested During TSA Screening
screenings
7 comments
Who Wants To Touch Shep Smith’s Junk?
airport inferiority
How Many Points Did Strip-Searching Gays Earn TSA Officers? Homeland Secuirty Will Find Out!
drudge resort
10 comments
Well Maybe Janet Napolitano Does Want to Peek at Lady Parts
privacy
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