You weren’t the only one, uh, touched by TSA superhero John Tyner, who recorded on his phone an attempt by airport security to grope him during a full-scale pat down. Fox News’ Shep Smith, the only reasonable person on that network, has a wee little problem with the government creating a security rule that is viewed by some as unconstitutional, since it’s basically a sexual assault. Rarely does Shep give us such a direct way to start sniffing around his junk on air, but we’ll take it.
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Who Wants To Touch Shep Smith’s Junk?
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The TSA is out of control. At most, they should have simply said, “we’re sorry, but unless we search you or you go through the x-ray/mm-wave machine, we can’t let you board the plane because of federal regulations.”
Instead they threatened him with a $10,000 fine for merely saying that he’d file charges (or file a lawsuit, whatever) if they touched “his junk”.
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The federal government should not be paying for private airline security.
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Is there a private room to stroke it before my close up Mr. Demille?
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I guess we are all gonna see a lot of crotch scratching males and pop up bras standing in line from now on.
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I gotta go shave.
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Well, hello again, i’ve met you before. wink
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Damn, i guess my butt plug is gonna be a thing of the past?