Who Wants To Touch Shep Smith’s Junk?

You weren’t the only one, uh, touched by TSA superhero John Tyner, who recorded on his phone an attempt by airport security to grope him during a full-scale pat down. Fox News’ Shep Smith, the only reasonable person on that network, has a wee little problem with the government creating a security rule that is viewed by some as unconstitutional, since it’s basically a sexual assault. Rarely does Shep give us such a direct way to start sniffing around his junk on air, but we’ll take it.