Another week, another round of freaks and perverts posting M4M Craigslist ads. (We mean that in the nicest way possible, of course!) From guys with food fetishes to men looking to be used as human urinals, there’s no shortage of filth and kink happening on the world’s most popular free classifieds website.
Scroll down to read this week’s roundup. (Reader discretion advised!)
Title: Nylon Dress Socks
Ad: Hey guys, I’m looking to hook up with other masculine, in-shape guys who get off on nylon dress socks. Goldtoe are my favorite and I like ’em to be somewhat smelly.
Me: Six two, 190lbs., 46 y.o., size 13. Pics are of my feet.
If you’re into it, email me back –hopefully with a pic. Mention the word cotton, and you’re out! ;)
Ad: Who is down to come over and chill? I have plenty of beer and ganja. Fart on my pillow and see what happens from there
Ad: I have this wierd fetish in which I would like to pay a guy to step on a piece of food and then make me eat it. I know it is weird. For some reason it gets me going. with shoes or barefeet whatver.
hit me up
Even if it just in a parking lot. I just like the food smashed.
Title: Pamper playtime
Ad: Love diapers and related play, from simple dress up fun to full on roleplay. Love to be the bottom or lil guy who’s too little to know any better. Also into mutual diaper play with other cute guys anywhere from 18-40. Daddy type guys also welcome.
LOTS and lots of fun gear to play with and in, hanging in Huggies, playing in panties, jerking in lil boy briefs & PJs; all sorts of fun pervy lil outfits and scenes. Can get into being a very dirty lil boy… maybe some humiliation, light spanking, enemas, verbal play, etc.
Safe only, condoms a must if we get to that. 5’11”, 150 lbs, brown hair, hazel eyes… cute. Pics are of me and recent. Prefer to host at my hotel but have a car as well. ;)
Title: Into men’s feet?
Ad: Into men’s feet?
Nice clean trimmed size 11’s here with aligned toes and soft soles.
They love attention. Massage, kiss, lick and suck my toes.
Hit me up if you can host locally.
Title: Doctor role play
Ad: Good-looking 40-year-old straight guy lean athletic runner 5’8″ tall Italian Irish. Looking for a good looking real doctor or someone who has access to a doctors office to do some doctor-patient role-play. Nothing too wild, just a fantasy for a long time and thought I’d throw it out there and see if it might actually work
Title: Lingerie Show Cock Tease
Ad: Wife is gone which means I’m wearing her underwear…again. Prancing around like a total slut modeling this and that. Anyone interested in a show? Would love to model it for you while I tease you.
Title: fuck you fake ass douchbags.
Ad: I’m so fucking sick and tiered of staying up late exchanging bullshit emails with robots and giving out my pics and info to thieves, collectors and spies.
If you feel the same way and your looking for a cool fit gl 30yo guy with a nice tool. Then let me know your real. By leaving some kind of tool like “hammer” for example. (But NOT that) in the subject line. One liners suck. And dont ask me for pics. I’ll exchange those later if theres mutual intetest and not via craigslist, to save us all time and effort.
My requirementz are you must be: 18 – 32yo. Std/hiv neg. Physically fit. That does not mean a perfect body. Just not obice. Oral. 420 and drink friendly.
Other attributes that are not required but appreciated are. Straight/ bi. Masc. Kinky. Uncut. 6″ or smaller. Swallows.
Title: Big, preg belly?
Ad: Love big, round ball bellies….
Anyone into the fantasy of pregnant dudes? Love pretending to be pregnant myself and also love to see that pregnant belly on another guy. Would love to chat about the fantasy and see where it goes…
Ad: Hey there,
SO, hope this does not sound too weird or un-politically correct, but I am 5’3″ on a good day and looking for shorter guys! The shorter, the better. Little person would be SO hot!
Kinda tired of being the small one all the time, but I am the nicest guy you will meet on here or anywhere. Very clean, excellent hygiene, semi hairy, single and horny all the time! I am 50, about 160, decent shape, small belly, muscular and not too bad overall!
Age is not a big deal for me, younger, older – all good. Just be a little dude, short and skinny, short and stocky, short and fat – all good.
Not necessarily for tonight but sometime soon would be awesome! I do have pics, and can share if we connect on here. Just be a cute hot little dude!
Title: Fantasy Role Play
Ad: Let the costumed NYPD officer show you the latest in Stop n Frisk
test your co-ordination with new field sobriety techniques
as well as check your blood alcohol level using the new sucking the tube instead of blowing into it
looking for in shape bad guys looking to have some creative fun
guys under 45 send your mug shot to see if you are on the wanted list
PS as expected cuffs and night stick are not part of this promotion