Four states will have to defend their marriage bans before the US Supreme Court this month, and all four are still scrambling to figure out exactly how they’re going to pull that off. They filed a series of briefs with the court last week that are full of weird claims and arguments that just don’t make sense. Kentucky says that its marriage ban doesn’t discriminate, since gay couples are still free to marry someone of the opposite sex. This is exactly the same argument that was used to justify bans on interracial marriage, and it’s essentially saying “you’re free to do whatever you want, as long as you actually do something else.”
Michigan’s brief is even crazier. They say that gaining marriage equality through a court order, rather than a popular vote, would be demeaning to gay couples. So, thanks, Michigan, for your concern. Tennessee is sticking with the argument that if gay couples can get married, then straight couples will stop raising children in stable families, somehow. And Ohio says that overturning the marriage ban would cause the people who voted for it to feel isolated. Sure.
Those four states will be going up against Mary Bonauto and Doug Hallward-Driemeier on April 28th. Mary’s a longtime champion of marriage equality. She won the case that brought marriage to Massachusetts in 2004, and the case that overturned DOMA in 2013. Doug has argued fourteen times before the Supreme Court, and is a former Assistant U.S. Solicitor General. Those marriage bans aren’t going to know what hit them.
Axeman
Well, some people are just that stupid.
Mike Gerard
Don’t you just love how people can make up laws as they see fit? Just like the bible, it is man’s interpretation that we are suppose to follow as to decisions on subject. Sad world we live in where we have a small amount of people deciding the fate for all to follow.
MacAdvisor
I am beginning to have a real crush on Matt Baume. He just has the most beautiful eyes and he just sounds so gosh darn reasonable. Hearing some speak logically and sensible, week after week, is getting to be a turn on.
jwtraveler
It’s interesting that in the official Supreme Court photo the white men are central and the women and black man are on the periphery. Can this be a coincidence?
Pre-emptive response to the apologists: They’re not placed by seniority. Thomas and Ginsberg are more senior than Breyer and Alito.
McShane
@MacAdvisor: LOL! Right? Plus he manages to get really nice photos, shooting in less than ideal conditions.
AtticusBennett
there has never been a single intelligent, coherent and consistent set of logic put forth to ban LGBT couples from marrying.
atheists can marry. infertile heterosexuals can marry. heterosexuals can marry and divorce and remarry as many times as they please.
the only “argument” they have is… “b-b-but they’re GAYYY!”
Korree Johnson
I think the majority of people in Michigan are ready for the ban to end, we just need the government to catch up.
Xzamilio
I could have sworn these fundie GOP morons swore on their bibles to uphold the Constitution and not the other way around. That collection of contradicting campfire stories does not dictate jack squat in this country. The same people that will sleep with every intern and male escort within a 30 block radius, but two men or women getting married threatens union… I’d tell them to suck my d*ck, but some of them probably would and I don’t know where those mouths have been
tdx3fan
@MacAdvisor: Matt is freakin beautiful and had a sexy assed voice.
Alex Rothwell
Their arguments are a laughable but serious just the same.
Jesse Keeton
Lol
samwise343
@jwtraveler: You’re mistaken. They’re seated by seniority not left to right or right to left, but in criss cross fashion.
When the Justices are in court, they’re seated like this by seniority:
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SBTSRKGAK
Notice that the front row in the picture is seated the same way they are in court.
DarkZephyr
@MacAdvisor: Oh I think he is just beautiful and sexy. I have had a crush on him for a couple years now. <3
1EqualityUSA
The tuft of hair shooting off of the back of his head is super cute.
David Mitchell
And all 4 should go down…..marriage equality is close
jwtraveler
This guy has OGMD (Obsessive Gay Marriage Disorder).
“In 29 states LGBT people still have no housing or employment rights. Gay rights is not all about gay marriage.”
That said, it will be interesting to hear what the SC says.