Gay Guidos To Fist-Bump Their Way Onto Reality TV
Now that the Jersey Shore has GTL’d softly into that good night, the television landscape has been left with a giant gorilla-juicehead-shaped hole.
But no need to worry: Someone is finally—finally!—feeding our insatiable hunger for plucked, pumped, overtanned and undereducated denizens of the nation’s greatest state named after an article of clothing.
Thank you, Back Roads Entertainment:
CASTING: GAY GUIDOS & GUIDETTES FOR NEW REALITY TV SHOW
Do you fist pump on the dance floor to Lady Gaga and Madonna?
Summer shares in Asbury Park?
#situGAYtion
A major television company is searching for GLBT guidos and guidettes who have over the top dynamic personalities and strongly identify with their Italian American heritage for an unscripted television series now in development.
If you fit the bill, you can email gayguidocasting@gmail.com with a brief letter of interest and a recent photo.
Though, honestly, how can they ever top this gay-guido classic?
I thought as a fan of the show something that could have spiced it up was adding a gay guido in season 4 or 5 when the show started to drag. The person could have replaced Snooki or Mike.
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I hope this reality show ends where someone who calls himself 2eo on a site called Queerty gets handed an Acid spraying gun of some kind and let loose in a facility containing Guido’s.
The ratings wouldn’t be up to much, but I guarantee it would be the greatest 25 minutes in TV history.
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Are they really going to be able to find enough people to make a show about it? I’m not from Jersey or anything and I don’t think the census keeps stats on that sort of thing, but I imagine the guido/guidette population is already pretty limited, but to also find guidos/guidettes who are LGBT? Maybe they should remove the ethnicity restriction and expand it to any douchebag who identifies as LGBT?
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@Gigi Gee: Me, too!
http://www.aetv.com/parking-wars/photos/Philadelphia/richie-ppa.jpg
https://twitter.com/TheRichieB
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Richie-B-from-Parking-Wars
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This is really going to piss off the str8t quidos as it will make it very clear that there is virtually no difference between str8t and gay quidos, well except for the fact that gay quidos don’t screw chicks.
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gives a whole new meaning to the term, “fist-bump”, eh?
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I searched for guidos images. They’re too far from my expectations.
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Wonder if 12pack and Heat from “I Love NY” will audition?
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@MK Ultra: A couple of years ago I went to an Alegria price in NYC, first time I came across the gay guidos, they were amusing to watch in their little dance circle, all tan, same spikey hair cut, short, you could practically see the thought bubble all around complimenting each other on how they were the hottest guys at the party. I’d be amused to come across a gay quido prono. I’d watch it.
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@Teleny: lol I follow Heat (Jason Rosell) on Twitter, actually. He’s done a bunch of stuff since the show. I don’t know what 12 Pack is up to.
https://twitter.com/JasonRosellLIVE
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I’m down.
I have a guilty pleasure crush on some frat douche types, like the dude on Parking Wars with Pauly D hair. Mmph