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Gay Juror Fakes Illness To See West End Musical, Winds Up In Jail

A gay university student in England wanted to see the West End production of Chicago so badly he lied to get out of jury duty to make the show.

Unlike Roxie and Velma, though, for Matthew Banks, 19, crime didn’t pay: After  court officers called his house and his boyfriend said he was in London seeing a show, Banks was arrested for contempt of court and sentenced to 14 days in a young offenders institution.

Initially jailed last Monday, he was released early on Friday and spent Christmas with his family.

Speaking to BBC Radio, Banks said, “It was a very stupid thing to do [but] I genuinely did not believe I would put off the trial… I thought that by calling in sick it would carry on without me.” He said he didn’t expect to actually wind up behind bars for playing hooky. “I thought I would just get a fine.”

We can’t imagine doing jail time just to see Chicago. Book of Mormon, maybe—those tickets are expensive!

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Dec 26, 2011
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  • 10 Comments
    • Cinesnatch
      Cinesnatch

      No Cell Block Tango reference? This story would have been more interesting if it had been a fake juror with a gay illness.

      Dec 26, 2011 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      LOVE HIM!!!

      Dec 26, 2011 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Karl
      Karl

      this just proves people woth bad hair shouldnt serve on juries…

      Dec 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lance
      Lance

      Haha, that’s such a cute story.

      Dec 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brandon h
      Brandon h

      If he’s still in school just tell them, they excused me every time I was called for jury duty in college.

      Dec 26, 2011 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon
      shannon

      GOOD!

      Dec 26, 2011 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott
      Scott

      Is a conviction grounds for being tossed out of university?

      Dec 26, 2011 at 7:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GayGOP
      GayGOP

      It was right to punish him for this. Jury duty, in an Anglo-American Judicial System, a duty of all people. We rightly punish people who fraudulently avoid the duty.

      Dec 26, 2011 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robert in NYC
      Robert in NYC

      In my state, you can only postpone jury duty once. Stiff fines and sometimes jail time can often be one’s fate if you fail to show up after postponing.

      Dec 27, 2011 at 9:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RVH
      RVH

      @GayGOP: You’re the most consistently authoritarian and mean-spirited person to post on this site. Typical RepubliKlan.

      Dec 28, 2011 at 4:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dr George
      Dr George

      Surely a gay man seeing a West End musical would be a cultural reason not to be able to attend! I’d write a certificate for that ;)

      Jan 5, 2012 at 3:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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