The Advocate‘s rebranding gets a little sexier next week as the newsweekly unveils its “Sex Issue”. The issue, which hits stands on July 17th and features gay rugger Ian Roberts on the cover, gets down and dirty with its readers, 24% of whom identity as “single and happy”.
The same readers, however, say they had their first man on man (or girl on girl) action by the time they were fifteen. That’s crazy. We would never have imagined sucking dick at age 15. Okay, that’s a lie. We imagined it, but didn’t get to doing the deed until we were at least sixteen (a car definitely helps the situation, no?).
While the kiddies may doing it like rabbits, it seems The Advocate‘s readers – shockingly! – aren’t the most adventurous type. Thirty-three percent of respondents – the same amount who got down at age 15 – say they never use sex toys. Forty-six percent, meanwhile, have never had a menage.
Those surveyed also seem to be pretty loyal: 68% say they’re completely monogamous. This, of course, strikes a blow against all the homophobes who think we’re horned up sex maniacs who homo hop from bed to bed to bed…
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thatguyfromboston
46% have never had a menage? I thought that number would be in the single digits. or maybe i just have sluttier friends.
SeaFlood
You believe this? I don’t. I mean… I was sexually active at 15… which was back in, oh… 1991. Yeah, that kinda dates me, huh?
I nearly took that survey, but it was just too… basic and seemed to steer folks into preconceived conclusions.
… thatguyfromboston… I was your sluttier friend.
thatguyfromboston
I find that slutty friends are the best friends to have. for a lot of reasons
Gregg
I’m monogamous, but I still hop from bed to bed. It helps keep my 14 yr relationship on track. What’s wrong with being horned up?
Alexa
Are you sure women were included in this? I don’t think I’ve ever known a woman who didn’t have at least one toy of some kind.
thatguyfromboston
The results were obviously skewed. I don’t even know anyone that still reads the advocate anymore. probably too busy with their sex-toys and menages to answer silly questionnaires.