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Guess Which Gay-Voiced Therapist Is Hunting For Oral On SilverDaddies.com…

Guess who’s a bottom looking for some CRUDE BARBARIANS on SilverDaddies.com? It’s America’s favorite ex-gay therapist Marcus Bachmann!

Someone’s having a little fun on the personals website by imitating Michele’s husband. Here’s what he’s looking for (link NSFW) :

Hi, I am a fun over-forty flamer who just wants to try IT ALL! I’m looking for some CRUDE BARBARIANS who will put me in my place, honey! Spank me, Spank me, and don’t forget to thank me! I am just a “gal” who can’t say no! Professionally I am a psychologist, which is funny because I am really into “mind games”. My hobbies include doing Ethel Merman imitations, antiquing, and wearing my wife’s clothes when she isn’t around! If any of this interests you, please “ring my bell”! I’ll have lots of time on my hands as my wife Michelle will be traveling a lot this year! You wouldn’t believe the things I can do with an ostrich feather and an ice pick! ha ha ha

Yow! Creepy… of course, Marcus does have a very serious case of gay-voice and probably has the spirit of John Wayne Gacy in him too.

You bring the love, he’ll bring the chloroform.

Via

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Jul 5, 2011
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  • 11 Comments
    • Elloreigh
      Elloreigh

      This kinda stuff just gives ammunition to our opponents, who will characterize it as bullying. Whoever is behind this just did their community a gross disservice.

      I’m not saying we shouldn’t be harsh. I am saying we need to go after our opponents in legitimate ways.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 10:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robert in NYC
      robert in NYC

      Many in those ex-gay ministries have a lot of skeletions in their deep, dark closets, especially the ones who protest far too much and who obsess over sexual orientation to the exclusion of everything else. Michelle Bachmann by the way has a gay step-sister.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 11:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robert in NYC
      robert in NYC

      “skeletons”…nor “skeletions”, my apologies.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 11:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi
      Gigi

      @Elloreigh: It’s called satire. Look it up. Besides, the Bachmann’s and their ilk don’t need any “ammunition” to attack us. They’re fine to make it all up and spread their disgusting lies every chance they get.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      FOFLMAO! I love this. Dr. Marcus Bachmann is a big, ole circuit queen.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 11:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ken
      Ken

      Thanks Queerty!! Reading this gave me the first laugh I have ever had reading this Site…

      Jul 5, 2011 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      LMFAO spank me spank me and dont forget to thank me?! LMFAO!!!

      Jul 5, 2011 at 1:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeff4justice
      jeff4justice

      Get ya some. If we’re gonna give free publicity for a hook up profile, check me out on OK Cupid user name jeff4justice or Adam 4 Adam user name sensualyumfun.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans
      RomanHans

      “Gay-voiced”? Gay is not a synonym for “effeminate.”

      Jul 6, 2011 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JKB
      JKB

      @Elloreigh: Lighten up Francis.

      Jul 8, 2011 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • huatulco63
      huatulco63

      that´s what I call a Barbarian Maid… hehe… (btw I have a SilverD profile on my own)

      Apr 2, 2012 at 9:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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