• Paris is a pussy. The jailed heiress was on the verge of a mental breakdown, so coppers let her out of jail and gave her 45 days home detention, instead.

• Does the Bible endorse trans folk? The Advocate's Joanne Herman says, "yes": "In Matthew 19:12… Jesus describes three types of eunuchs—those “which were so born from their mothers’ womb,” those “which were made eunuchs of men,” and those “which made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake.”

• AfterEllen and its readers name the 100 Hottest Women in the World. The L-Word's Leisha Hailey takes the top slot, while Catherine Deneuve brings up the rear.

• Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes, who are accused of murdering rival producer, Bryan Kocis, will remain in jail until their extradition hearing.

• Mary-Kate and Ashley better watch out - designers aren't down with actresses turned designers.

• Australia's Union for Progressive Judaism has given rabbis the power to officiate same-sex "marriages". If only we lived in Australia. And had a nice, Jewish boyfriend…

• The here! Network's coming to Time Warner, which means we can now enjoy such classics as The Lair and Dante's Cove. We can die happy. For a price, of course…