Happy Endings: The Day We Learned The Emmy Noms.
• Kyra Sedgwick, Academy of Television Arts & Sciences CEO Dick Askin and Jon Cryer are thrilled to be reading announcing the Emmy nominations.
• Fattie v. Fattie: Perez Hilton challenges Jason Davis to hot dog eating contest. And, also, a race. He’s so health conscious!
• “First gay Latin star” Jade Esteban Estrada to play villain in Bruiser and Scratch video game.
• Cathy Horyn recalls Versace murder.
• God bless Tammy Faye: dying of lung cancer, weighing next to nothing, still going strong and appearing on Larry King tonight.
• Federal judge dismisses Valerie Plame‘s civil lawsuit against VP Dick Cheney, Bush Administration.
• Kate Beckinsdale to play Judith Miller?
• Check out some pictures from last night’s Good Times, including the worst picture of our editor in history.
• Gay Iranian refugee Shahin Portofeh details how he escaped from prison and trekked across the Middle East in search of sexual freedom.
• Michiko Kakutani ruins Harry Potter ending. Precocious NY Times reading eight-year old plan revolt.
• Self-described “gay love coach” Brian Rzepczynski works his magic once again: offers “dating values”.
• Tori Spelling joins crazy Reichen in selling cheap, ugly jewelry.
Good Times. Now I understand why there are so many typos on this site. Put down the drinks and slowly step away from the crack pipe.
“including the worst picture of our editor in history”
Ah, come on! Andrew’s adorable. He’s all like, “Get that fuckin’ camera outta my face!” You shoulda gone all Gary Dourdan on the photographer. That’d've shown him.