If we were asked to come up with the best possible gay scandal, our wildest imaginings wouldn’t even come close to this whole Ted Haggard debacle.
After unceremoniously stepping down as the president of President of the National Association of Evangelicals and running off for “spiritual guidance”, the disgraced homo-hater has now admitted to “some” of the allegations made by the little-hooker-that-could: Mike Jones. ABC News reports:
The president of the National Association of Evangelicals, who has resigned amid allegations that he had sex with a former self-described male prostitute, is now admitting to some indiscretions after initial denials, according to the acting senior pastor of the New Life Church in Colorado.
Hmmm, okay. We can’t imagine which part of Jones’ arguments Haggard could deny. Maybe its the fact that Haggard allegedly said, “‘A fantasy of mine is to have an orgy with about six young college guys ranging from 18 to 22 in age”, or maybe its the fact that they had sex all together. He certaintly can’t deny the voicemails asking for meth, they’ve been analyzed by a voice expert.
Hi Mike, this is Art. Hey, I was just calling to see if we could get any more. Either $100 or $200 supply. And I could pick it up really anytime I could get it tomorrow or we could wait till next week sometime and so I also wanted to get your address. I could send you some money for inventory but that’s probably not working, so if you have it then go ahead and get what you can and I may buzz up there later today, but I doubt your schedule would allow that unless you have some in the house. Okay, I’ll check in with you later. Thanks a lot, bye.
First of all, we have not idea how much meth goes for these days, but $200 sounds like the makings of a party. A sex party, perhaps? (What we wouldn’t give for pictures of Haggard getting rammed up the ass while smoking meth!)
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So, maybe Haggard’s admitting to the drug use and not the gay sex part. If so, then he’s a bigger idiot than we thought. We’d much rather have a pastor who sucks dick than a tweaker man of the cloth. But, that’s just us.
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This scandal is so good its got to be fattening! I am so sick and tired of right-wing hypocrites who try to stop gay equality yet are meth whores in disguise as “men of God”.
I can’t wait to hear all the juicy details!
Dave
Franco
God allmighty! he has not forgotten about his gay kids. It is pay time.
Kiki
Men are all the same. Men of “GOD” are MEN first…so they are ALL LIARS everyone has issues, drama, secrets and NO ONE is above anyone else we are all accountable for our actions and will ALL have to answer to OUR CREATOR – GOD. No matter what you do in the dark the LIGHT will always shine. I’m happy to hear about another man getting busted. Tell the truth and this won’t happen.
Tye Ferlsan
I would Like these so called pastors to be commissioned
by the Goverment, after intensive back ground and sycolagical evaluation now anyone can become a pastor as long as pastor ordains these sharlatens, there are alot of week vulnarable people out there been taking advantage of, spiritualy, Financially, some times physicly.
Jonathan
Wow, this is some GOOOOOOOD stuff. The party that is keeping them all in the closet is FINALLY shooting themselves in the foot. Over and over and over and over. Its so delicious I can’t TAKE IT!!!
Kevin
Religion is the most evil thing created by man.
Religion is evil.
Religion is evil.
Religion is evil.
Mike
Hmmm, I wonder what Madeline Crabb thinks about all this…?
Love it
He admitted to buying the meth because he was curious, but never used it and also admitted that he received a massage from Mike Jones but no sex and that it was a reference from the hotel
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/03/D8L5PJLO0.html
Ron
I remember the treatment Monica Lewinsky got from Bill Clinton’s white House calling her crazy….of course that is until she pulled that tainted dress out of the closet. I hope Mike Jones finds a little seamen laying around the house or on the massage table. Some times getting something or someone out of the closet takes finesse.
coffeebot
At first I thought Ted looked rather disgusting, all smiling and whatnot. Then I remembered (re. D.E.B.S. movie) that gays make the best liars. Now I have this compassion for him. If he’s gay, now he’s one of us! And I can’t exclude him just because he excludes himself or me. I’m not that vindictive. In fact, I want to hug and hug him. Looking deeper into it all caused me to write an essay about him and his disappointment with Bill Clinton who he claims was a “sex addict.” Now I can’t quit thinking about Bill and Ted and possibly an excellent adventure.
Ron
Don’t forget the cigar.
gmyke
This quote comes from the AP wire a few mins. ago:
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – The Rev. Ted Haggard agreed to resign Saturday after the New Life Church’s independent investigative board recommended removal, saying he was guilty “of sexuallly immoral conduct.”
Well I guess it WAS more than just a few hunnert dollars of meth afterall!
Tomorrow’s Headline: Priest addmitted to an abuse program and was molested (albiet in a prior life) by a priest!
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