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Is It Sad, Or Hysterical to Watch Maggie Gallagher + Carrie Prejean Play the Victim?

Maggie Gallagher, America’s favorite Mama Bigot, was on hand to introduce Carrie Prejean, America’s favorite Beauty Bigot, at the Values Voter Summit in Washington D.C. today. Yes, that’s where Stephen Baldwin and Bishop Harry Jackson are hanging out spreading the hatred gospel this weekend. If you get off on watching sad people write their own histories as hatemongers, then come along for the ride.

Maggie was there today to prep the crowd for Prejean, a familiar picture, since Maggie has long acted as her defender — even when the Family Research Council was hating on her.

And then came Carrie, invoking her creator to explain why she was on that Miss USA stage: “God chose me for that moment … because He knew that I would not only be the one to stick up for Him and the truth, but he knew that I am strong to get through all of the junk that I have been through.” But wait, there’s more!: “Even though I didn’t win the crown that night, I know that the Lord has so much of a bigger crown in Heaven for me.”

Bless her. Because this girl, and Maggie, are still fronting that they are the victims; that supporters of gay rights are the intolerant ones. That we’re merely having a difference of opinions, rather than one group advocating discrimination against an entire class of people, while the other fights for equal treatment.

See Carrie’s full speech here. We’ll make the popcorn.

(Thanks, Josh!)

By:           editor editor
On:           Sep 18, 2009
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  • 29 Comments
    • Lloyd Baltazar
      Lloyd Baltazar

      What an ARROGANT Bitch! How DARE HER assume that she will go to Heaven & GOD will crown her for her intolerance, homophobia and HYPOCRISY. For those Christian TOPLESS NUDE? PHOTOS? For those anti-Gay hateful speeches? Not even the Pope has the audacity to say that he will enter Heaven or be “crowned”. Have a cup of humility Prejean! Your Christian faith teaches it.

      PLEASE!!!! I DONT BUY this whole emotional “crown” by Carrie Prejean. HELLO!!! Christian TOPLESS homophobic bigot BIMBO?? Can you say HYPOCRITICAL?

      I’m not an asshole but this whole speech is a JOKE! America, why can’t? you see what is wrong with this????

      Sep 18, 2009 at 5:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timothy
      Timothy

      I wonder if God also chose her to make titty pics.

      Sep 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brad
      Brad

      Carrie Prejean is DISGUSTED at how SOME PEOPLE can be SO INTOLERANT!

      lol

      fail.

      Come off it!

      Sep 18, 2009 at 5:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Maggie: Old Cunt Carrie: Young Cunt

      Sep 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stevenelliot
      stevenelliot

      Maggie can always use the twinkie defense……

      Sep 18, 2009 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dennis
      Dennis

      That’s the thing about evengelical Jeebus freaks, they play the victim card soooo well…biggest fucking drama queens on the planet…absolutely no contest, they really put the gays to shame in that regard.

      I’d almost have to respect their off the charts ‘crocodile tears’ performances…it if they weren’t so evil, twisted and dangerous, and if their ‘kinder and gentler hate’ didn’t inspire, encourage, and endorse more direct hateful actions, abuse, and violence against LGBT’s.

      CUNTx2!!!!!

      Sep 18, 2009 at 6:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      Maggie Gallagher wants to fuck Carrie Prejean so bad she can hardly stand it. Poor old closet case.

      Sep 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      @Lloyd Baltazar:

      I’m not an asshole but this whole speech is a JOKE! America, why can’t you see what is wrong with this????

      Because there tens of millions of dumb fucks just like her out there! ;o)

      Sep 18, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • InExile
      InExile

      Poor, Poor Maggie gained another 30 pounds peddling hate, she doesn’t look good, all her hate inside her seems to be taking a toll on her appearance! Preeeeejean is just too stupid and brainwashed to comment on. Oh the glory of the hate parade!

      Sep 18, 2009 at 7:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • will clemens
      will clemens

      Maggie is what the french cal a badly fucked woman.

      Sep 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ben
      ben

      Carrie is one of those morons who is going to go through her whole life stupid. And she’s so proud of herself. Dear, you didn’t do anything useful, just gave a stupid and bigoted answer at a beauty pageant. A useful idiot for the religious right whackos.

      Sep 18, 2009 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gollygeegaygoy
      gollygeegaygoy

      poor fundies will have to sit in heaven watching prejean flounce around in her extra big crown, with gallaghers tongue lodged up her ass.

      Sep 18, 2009 at 8:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Landon Bryce
      Landon Bryce

      This makes me think of John Waters’ Polyester, with Maggie cast in the Edith Massey role. I hear her saying over and over in my head, “Pur, pur Prejean.”

      Sep 18, 2009 at 8:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      @InExile:

      I started to watch the Prejean video but had to stop halfway through when I realized that the keys ASDF and JKL; were becoming legible on my forehead. ;>)

      Sep 18, 2009 at 9:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      @gollygeegaygoy:

      They deserve it! LOL

      Sep 18, 2009 at 9:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike Barton
      Mike Barton

      Lovin’ Maggie’s butch ‘do!

      Sep 19, 2009 at 12:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron K.
      Aaron K.

      The truth is that adults ages 18 to 30 overwhelmingly SUPPORT gay rights while adults ages 65 and older overwhelmingly OPPOSE gay rights. If you are against gay marriage, you are in a losing battle my friend. This is a generational matter.

      Gay marriage is going to gain a lot a votes in the 2010s because guess what? Lots of old timers are going to croak-over while newer generations take their place. In your face Maggie Gallagher!

      Sep 19, 2009 at 1:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron K.
      Aaron K.

      Did you see her Oscar winning cry at the end of her speech? Comedy gold! The entire speech? is just her congratulating herself and patting herself on the back while using God as her superhero against the horrible gays and their supporters. I cannot fathom how enormous her self-righteous ego is.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 1:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • InExile
      InExile

      @schlukitz: I was also unable to watch the entire clip, too boring. Preeeeeejean is like a parrot repeating the man/woman thing over and over and over at every interview and offering nothing else.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 7:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      @InExile:

      Well, she is blond, isn’t she? ;>)

      Sep 19, 2009 at 12:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • InExile
      InExile

      @schlukitz: Is she? Couldn’t that be a dye job? Oh, but she would get lost in the instructions on how to open the bottle. ;)

      Sep 19, 2009 at 4:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • schlukitz
      schlukitz

      @InExile:

      Couldn’t that be a dye job?

      Well now…there’s a possibility.

      Maybe it’s one of the chemicals in the dye (or bleach) that is permeating her skull and affecting her brain? ;>)

      Oh, but she would get lost in the instructions on how to open the bottle.

      That’s a good one! ROTFLMAO

      Sep 19, 2009 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bart
      bart

      Wow, Maggie really has the whole victimhood thing down very well. I wonder how much money she’s making beating up the gays.

      Sep 19, 2009 at 8:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason
      Jason

      CUNT WIN!

      Sep 20, 2009 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Beck Robertson
      Beck Robertson

      what a fucking cunt…i hope all her children turn out to be gay…

      Sep 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Attmay
      Attmay

      @Landon Bryce: Don’t be hatin’ on Miss Edie.

      It must be hard on Miss Thang 1 and Miss Thang 2 having to reinflate their heads every morning.

      Sep 20, 2009 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwalker666
      jwalker666

      @Timothy: LMAO….exactly…I hate it when people say “God choose me to do this”. They all pick and choose what to say that “God choose for them”.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Friday Forty
      The Friday Forty

      It’s exhausting watching Maggie Gallagher get every single thing exactly wrong. Go away already.

      Sep 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gillian
      Gillian

      Actually, when you watch Carrie Prejean’s whole speech, she doesn’t come across as arrogant at all. She actually seems rather nice. And you have to admit, the girl is gorgeous, stunning, a total bombshell. No offense to anyone out there.

      Dec 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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