JP Calderon’s Bed Needs Warming

“No one talks to me,” claims gay model JP Calderon, who came out last February. Despite being on both Survivor, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency and being super fucking attractive, it seems poor Calderon can’t get a date. So, in an effort to boost his bed notches, Calderon tells Oh la la Blog, “I want to meet someone!” Interested in making Calderon a happy homo? Leave him a love note on his website.

In addition to lamenting his lonely heart, Calderon opens up about his late father:

My life changed right before Survivor when my dad died. It is the most important thing that has happened to me; I felt free. I never had a good relationship with him. I always loved him, but I feel better off now. I would have never done Survivor if he had been around. Before, I was used to hiding my emotions, and during the show I was confronted with that for the first time. So, in a way, all this did open my eyes.

Brutally handsome and sensitive? Too bad we don’t live in Los Angeles, huh?

Now that he’s living his life on his terms, Calderon looks forward to helping the world’s children – how, he does not say – and getting some acting gigs. If there are any agents out there, we implore you, please find this boy a job. Preferably something involving lots of baby oil and a little clothing. And, we suppose, a few words. Moans, of course, are acceptable, too.