Lesbian actress Lindsay Lohan and DJ gal pal Sam Ronson popped into skeevie – but lovable! – gay bar the Cock last night. And, surprisingly, no one got fisted.
Josh Sparber provides the lip-smacking details:
[The girls rolled up] shortly before 3am last night and shut down the place with us at 4am, dancing to the Ting Tings' That's Not My Name and making small talk with the gays. Lindsay requested Kylie's Two Hearts and we chatted between tracks about our mutual hometown of Merrick, Long Island and the Party Monster soundtrack. The cute couple made out here and there but mostly enjoyed themselves, giving me the literal thumbs up at my playlist.
And they all lived happily ever after…
Can't get enough of Lohan and Ronson's lesbianic love? Of course not! Does such a thing exist? These two are destined to become legends. Anyway, sister site Mollygood has some more snaps of the gals playing in the big city. There's also a homeless man!
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I wonder if the lovely Brit-sounding lady at the door charged them the $5 dollar cover…
Friggin' adorable 8^)
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I don't buy it. As soon as she has a hit movie she will be strickly dickly again.