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Mike Huckabee Invites You to ‘Fast + Pray’ For Sacred Prop 8

Over Labor Day Weekend in Sacramento, religious conservatives will celebrate Lou Engle’s 10th Anniversary The Call prayer rally to bring attention to … something that rhymes with Stop Fate? My attention span is so zapped right now. To promote the event, folks like FRC’s Tony Perkins have been asking supporters to attend. Now here comes Mike Huckabee, the man in denial about saying awful things about homosexuals, who’s insisting that with “Judge Walker reversing the votes of millions of people concerning traditional marriage, this is a perfect time to gather for a solemn assembly to fast and pray and stand for the most critical issues of our day.” So quick, everybody, “recommit to the lord wholeheartedly” and “cry out for mercy” so we can “turn this nation back to god as Jesus is our only hope.” Also: Pray for rain!

[via RWW]

By:           JD
On:           Aug 25, 2010
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  • 16 Comments
    • Mark Alexander
      Mark Alexander

      With any luck they’ll turn it into a 90 day fast. Those that survive will at least be over their fast food addictions.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      It would be the perfect time for another heat wave like the one now ending.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 5:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      [img]http://www.amnation.com/vfr/Huckabee%20family.jpg[/img]

      Hey Schmuckabee, think this herd of elephants could use more than a day of fasting……….

      [img]http://realitybong.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/mike-huckabee-puppies-gay-adoption1.png[/img]

      And BTW scumbag, you may want to kinda sorta step away from any mentions of puppies in your speeches in the future, being that your serial killer in training son was arrested for torturing and hanginig a puppy……..

      [img]http://clintonfein.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/18/huckabee_sp.jpg[/img]

      HUCKABEE 2012!!! (please dear god make my year!! :p)

      Aug 25, 2010 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GaryG
      GaryG

      Once again, this supports my belief that all religions are just covers to support peoples hate.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      Forget rain, I’m praying for a well timed, well placed meteor…

      Aug 25, 2010 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Molly
      Molly

      “turn this nation back to god”

      What? Hasn’t this nation always prided itself on, oh, I don’t know, freedom of religion? The freedom to NOT believe in God? When was this nation based on God and the belief in Him/Her/It?

      Whatever, Huckabee. Have fun not eating because people (whose personal lives don’t concern you OR Jesus) are gay and want to get married.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      A fast will do this man wonders for his health. But doesn’t fasting typically work when used to promote a, you know, rational cause? They’ll have less people there than a NOM rally.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 7:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McMike
      McMike

      I don’t know what’s more amusing… Listening to someone who could shed about 50 pounds talk about giving up food for a few days or a guy who sounds more gay the more he spouts out his homophobia. IMHO, Huckabee is a HUGE closet case in more way than one.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HK
      HK

      I answer to no higher authority so with a clear conscience I hope he quickly dies a natural death.

      Aug 25, 2010 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sug Night
      Sug Night

      He can definitely use the fast….and a few prayers as well, the nitwit.

      Aug 26, 2010 at 12:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff K.
      Jeff K.

      Mike Huckabee can choke on a Richard.

      Aug 26, 2010 at 1:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex
      Alex

      ewww I have the same guitar as that loser!

      Aug 26, 2010 at 2:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @Alex: While your guitar gently weeps………. :p

      Aug 26, 2010 at 9:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex
      Alex

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: I’m repainting it like george’s rocky but rainbowy :D

      I think the danger of Huckabee is that moderates don’t see him as a conservative to the degree that he is. He pulls stuff like this and nobody notices.

      Aug 26, 2010 at 9:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim Stone
      Jim Stone

      I “pray” that his bigot finds a new career….something more suitable..like being a greeter at Wal Mart!

      Aug 26, 2010 at 7:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      His “aw shucks” demeanor hides a deep agenda to install a theocractic government in the US.

      Aug 27, 2010 at 12:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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