Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow might be too gay for some media executives, but that’s exactly what straight British singer Cosmo Jarvis was going for in “Gay Pirates.” Which means Mr. Jarvis won’t be starring in his own movie franchise anytime soon, I guess.
Johnny Depp has never done a gay role in his life as far as I know. He could be one of these celebretards trying to curry favor with the GLBT community.
Sorry, Johnny, but it ain’t going to work this time.
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@Jason – I guess you’ve never seen “Before Night Falls.”
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I’m still waiting for a porno version of the Disney movies…
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean:
Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
Dead Man’s Cock
Up Your End